for the unheard proboard warriors! - milo lyrics
[verse 1: milo]
today i joined a top-secret nerdy forum
after introductions, i uploaded my room’s decorum
i’ve spent hours trying to find the right gif of darth vader
one of these days, they’ll make me message board moderator!
i bring the colour to these eggheads like hollandaise
catch me on my pc on all major holidays
i have absolutely no interest in lifting weights
i need to focus on these neopets sweepstakes
i’m in cl-ss nodding off from all the blabbering
wishing i had more time for magic: the gathering
linked them to the album; i wonder if they’ll play my songs
all captaincookie responded with was a face palm
i enter the subtopic “sun, moon, and stars”
now we’re debating the merits of jean-luc picard
i’ve seen commercials about keeping up with the kardashians
my internet friends talk about vanquishing card-ssians
optimus writes: “vulcans seem like weirdos.”
in my bio, i listed tolkien as my hero
a girl from gorgeousgamers says i look like a cutie
anxiously i respond, tongue-and-cheek, “who, me?”
this the first place i ever felt like i fit in
i tell my parents and they ask me, “am i kidding?”
naw, i’m not kidding
[hook: nicholas j.]
when those girls wouldn’t show me affection
i’d upload a song, get worldwide attention
when my peers weren’t treating me correctly
i’d just log on where i got people who respect me
when i felt i didn’t have any friends, right
i’d find myself on a website feeling right at home
milo, i feel at home
i feel at home
[verse 2: nicolas j.]
check it, i love the interweb
i use the tool often
my social-networking game stalking like a boss man
on a mission to find like-minds like mine
i used to get into the gaming zone at night time
runescape, teleport from varrock to falador
used to play wizard 101 with my pal ror
i should’ve been catching up on my astronomy
this must be an anomaly: the kids on here are fond of me!
yahoo! answers: fearless2def was the alias
saw bender’s game change the t-tanius anglesmith
i stay clever with my web work
fresh with the text, i could plan every letter
yeah, i heard word through the blogosphere that we’re all weird
and we love it here
i heard word through the blogosphere that we’re all weird
and we love it
[hook: nicholas j.]
[verse 3: milo]
i’m playing fantasy-themed video games and shouting out
“thug life!”
that might seem logically inconsistent, but i think it’s pretty alright
today my mother asked me why i don’t have any school friends
i asked if that meant you wanted me to hang out with fools then
lately i’ve taken up editing wikipedia pages
in the fox news entry, i said the media’s trying to enslave us
that might be untrue, but immortal technique rapped it
does anyone have a spec sheet on fable iii’s graphics?
i listen to rap songs about bags of grams
and hope for christmas i get a few gigs of ram
today on the message boards i was voted most popular
the kids at school said my gl-sses looked like binoculars
the duality of this life is similar to batman and bruce wayne
but i don’t think he was cashing in on photobooth fame
the other night i broke down in the teamspeak server
cause the girl i’ve loved since third grade called me a pervert
[hook: milo]
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