safety czar - milo murphy's law (tv series) lyrics
[intro, spoken]
elliot:
i am so deeply honored to accept this incredible award
since i am not a public speaker i didn’t prepare a speech
so please allow me, in my very humble way
to simply say
lights!
[verse]
ever since i was hall monitor
and wore that safety vest
all the other kids in school were jealous
said i was obsessed
but what you see is what you get
there’s nothing more to go on
with me, it’s safety first and second
third and fourth and so on
[pre*chorus]
i’m no friend to careless living
danger’s biggest enemy
i’m a soldier in the war on accidental injury
[chorus]
(he’s the caution king, he’s the safety czar)
i’m the being careful superstar!
(he’s an advocate for living hazard free)
that’s me!
(so when it comes to cautious living)
there’s a lot of free advice i’m giving
got a non*slip, flame r*t*rdant
high*reflective, shatter*proof philosophy
i’f you’re looking for a safety czar, that’s me!
(yes, if you’re looking for a safety czar)
just think of me as life’s pace car!
if you’re looking for a safety czar!
[spoken]
dummy:
elliot decker, you are destined to become the greatest middle school safety inspector of all time
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