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clothes dryer - mike west (uk) lyrics

[chorus]
my baby got a clothes dryer
i don’t know why anyone’d buy a clothes dryer
ain’t we got a line, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?

[verse 1]
now my baby, she says this clothes dryer
it got two settings, one low, one high
state of the art, got a patent pending
i says “baby, if this what the good lord was intendin’ when he made the world
he woulda made a clothes dryer
but he made the sun and the wind and that’s why
i ain’t goin’ anywhere near that thing
well, gimme two poles and a length of string”

[chorus]
well, my baby, she got a clothes dryer
i don’t know why anyone would buy a clothes dryer
ain’t we got a line, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?

[verse 2]
now she says, “oh honey, give it a try
you might grow to like this clothes dryer”
i says “baby when it spin, the whole house shake
i tell you, gettin’ that thing was a big mistake
it’ll trip the breaker, it’ll start a fire
if the house burn down, i’ll blame the clothes dryer
and then you gotta clean the lint off the screen
i like it no better than the washing machine!”
[chorus]
well, my baby, she got a clothes dryer
i don’t know why anyone’d buy a clothes dryer
ain’t we got a line, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
woo*hoo, yeah

[verse 3]
i says, “baby, didn’t i buy you that deep fat fryer?
why d’you need to go get a clothes dryer?”
she says, “honey, this ain’t no ordinary appliance
this here’s a breakthrough in domestic science”
i said, “honey, that ain’t nothing but a clothes dryer
and it gonna break once the warranty expire”
three hundred and sixty*six days until
i can throw that sucker in the landfill!

[chorus]
well, my baby, she got a clothes dryer
i don’t know why anyone’d buy a clothes dryer
ain’t we got a line, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?

[verse 4]
you’re probably wonderin’, why’d anybody sing about a clothes dryer?
if i said no reason, i’d be a liar
my water runs slow, but it run deep
i says “baby, i don’t want you to lose no sleep
but ever since you bought that clothes dryer, you done the laundry, and that i admire
but there’s somethin’ i been a*missin’
i ain’t been gettin’ none of that huggin’ and a*kissin’
[chorus]
since my baby, she got a clothes dryer
i don’t know why anyone’d buy a clothes dryer
ain’t we got a line, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
i says, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
i says, ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?

- mike west uk lyrics

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