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the last samurai - mike oxlong lyrics

[intro: dj humba & mike oxlong]
dj humba in the motherf*ckin’ house!
hol’ up, hol’ up, samurai slice this sh*t (never trust a big booty ho!)
ha… you know what i mean, right?
alright

[verse 1: mike oxlong & dr. dre]
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
snoopin’ around like a f*cking dog, sold some weed to couple celebs include cameron diaz
bruce lee discussion, mike don’t got the f*cking technique that he has
controlling my persona, hollywood got the strings on my kneecaps
too small for the hateful eight, terminate you like f*cking pluto
bruh, we terrorizing the worst internet, like the f*cking dynamitic duo
mike got that notorious b.i.g sl!ck talk, that sh*t look mega juicy
but i know deep down that not even madonna can seduce me
putting out american me, getting f*cking k!lled off for this movie
got a great sense of taste for halle berry, forget that she was the worst heroine superhero
now i guess mike gotta f*cking throw the monsters ball out the back window
the little shops of horror that mike goes on to smoke in skid row

[break: mike oxlong]
hey sir, do you mind switching seats for my 10 year old daughter
she likes to see the view from the window and it calms her down so…
sorry, i sat hear first
also the names mike, not sir
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
call mike on the phone, let out feelings like i’m a therapist
lock me in but then i break out this hollywood secret experiment
now mike will slice that f*cking come*up, call me a terrorist
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking (slice it up, slice it down)
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking
don’t need a band*aid because that man is bleeding
that man is bleeding

[verse 2: mike oxlong, robbie rube & hampsta tha raggot]
once it was the world versus mike and then came the death of odb
good times when mike looked too f*cking old, acceptable fake id
i would volunteer to go to the mall with oprah, buy me some captain crunch (captain crunch)
then f*cking blast off to a spending*both*of*our*money spree
my young nieces be asking mike to go buy them some my little ponys
akon, i’m proud of you but you gotta get mr. lonely a piece of baloney
robert de niro on a commercial, where is the meatb*lls, f*ck the pepperoni
one statement is don’t f*ck with mike, look what happened to my arch*nemesis tony (f*ck tony!!!)
livin’ on a f*cking prayer i don’t fall out, now i feel like bon jovi
bobby benson’s thin cigarette never vanishes just like f*cking amber alerts
bobby hoskins tripping on method acting pills, it be doing the worst
love to see allen iverson try and throw out a verse
calling the number said by tim allen on christmas eve, the santa clause
a year ago, donald trump said a quote that will be noted as a history pause
i’ma mexican myself but its been 6 years since they took off gidgets paws
come back to odb again, the weed is the sh*t but i buy raw
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
call mike on the phone, let out feelings like i’m a therapist
lock me in but then i break out this hollywood secret experiment
now mike will slice that f*cking come*up, call me a terrorist
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking (slice it up, slice it down)
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking
don’t need a band*aid because that man is bleeding
that man is bleeding

[verse 3: mike oxlong]
in front of antonio banderas but i’m no warrior but i’m last samurai
i’m like a f*cking different colored eminem cause my people be placing me rather high
all the time, all the time, all time
tony yayo, predicate felon, look through the small mirror then sigh
mike was born to rap, so i brought the game with me to the documentary
challenge to be vegan, couldn’t last an hour without beef but just the godd*mn celery
shaq was too grown up to be just 10 at f*cking elementary
steve*o was too bonkers to enter onto death, didn’t die but knocked out by deebo
like martin, like charlie, that means like father, like son or hijo
put mike on the cover of a magazine, source magazine but i forgot about benzino
let’s do the right thing, so spike lee had everyone bamboozled
mickey roukre had a few plastic surgeries, just no f*cking removal
naruto similar to a cat, cat only eats the same and he only eats the noodles
i wanna drop more f*bombs but mike will keep it under samuel l. jackson
all rappers are dumb but all rappers in between addition and subtraction
carrot top can take a double l, getting less satisfaction
does anyone remember when brittany was holding the pepsi blue
born the same year 7up gold, but i still sticked to life like quality glue
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
call mike on the phone, let out feelings like i’m a therapist
lock me in but then i break out this hollywood secret experiment
now mike will slice that f*cking come*up, call me a terrorist
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking (slice it up, slice it down)
now samurai slice that act you present and come out speaking
don’t need a band*aid because that man is bleeding

[outro: dj humba]
hubba bubba kid, but not a hubba bubba soda type!
taste in bad music, just equivalent to new coke
dj humba and mike oxlong! i ain’t playing

- mike oxlong lyrics

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