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the graduate - mike oxlong lyrics

[intro: narrator]
the life of michael lee osbourne has its fare shares of negativity
once a child star from a beloved tv show, where he was introduced
to the one and only, hip hop, rap, michael officially became mike oxlong
soon as well, mikes route was starting to begin to run

[verse 1: mike oxlong]
mike takes a disastrous trip to the rap game like chevy chase
there’s no keanu in the sequel, all the disappointments in our face
got these gloves in my f*cking hands from ‘04, oj, give me some sp*ce
why i say the devil greatest trick was nonexistent, kevin sp*ce
sort of like linsday lohan, wink through my shades holding my briefcase
mcmanoh couldn’t see john cena, the way he let out the n*word
mike rockin’ robin, f*ck the king and the jailbird
like eminem, its mikes image i gotta break to k!ll a mockingbird
white people like “want to be white like me”, sike, hes eddie murphy
made a few headlines 8 miles away, brittany murphy
mike took so many mixes and liquor, may me lord have mercy
i was floating in the air, while the piano was in my lap
will smith sh*t talk, i wouldn’t be here if i’m not the cr*p
good credit score, playa hater veteran shocks you, zap
mike drink good purple sprite, not commonly known as skullcaps
my fingers pointed to the senorita like justin timberlake
senorita would treat me like carlito, let me look at the cheesecake
liars on the way, bad day on my f*cking b*day
shooting all the bullsh*t in public, carlito ways and style
cutting all loose ends in a day, goodfellas style
not embarrassed, i’ma rapper but i write, cannot freestyle
i was once snoop dogg in my life, facing and fighting a f*cking murder trial
we all f*cking acting like child stars, we just smile
wow, that’s one h*ll of a toy story, my soldiers coming out of the bucket
my beef is the ar*ab war, six day war, ain’t that f*cking something
writing music for sonic three times, ain’t that something
haters acting like clowns, ronald mcdonalds, f*ck that beef
take some f*cking chicken nuggets
kiss the creator, kiss the pen, also kiss the comic book
we dancing in the street with bowie & jagger, heard they wanted to hook
charles manson ghost*writing for the beach boys cookbook
they kickstart my heart of my career like nikki sixx
t*p*v*s m*l*o went gold, that’s when styx dropped gold, styx
big, blue, and strong, now he’s f*cking compared to the tick
speaking of the devil, 6 more came the freshman, ferris & marlon brando
whenever its hot, need me a waterboy in orlando
mike turns into arnold schwarzenegger, get my gun, role of a commando
rock out of it, switch to stallone, get a bigger glimpse of rambo
we broke the rules, same time as aventura and romeo santos
don’t bother to knock out all the monkey business, r.i.p. marilyn manroe
mike and others former child stars, but gary coleman wouldn’t grow
mike met jeanie bueller on the right of the couch, a long time ago
the dogs reached to him, like the negative was jeffery jones
cheech & chong twist, f*ck the court and start to spark up the green
speaking of green, they say the money talks a big mouth with t**th
well brett, is that all that charlie’s seen
one h*ll of a day in 1984 for apple break the screen
listen, brandon teena gets wiped out, now the boys don’t cry
reminisce our 4th year high school vibes, pretty that pink of the american pie
bigger “f*ck the ex” anthem than when nsync repeated bye*bye*bye
they take aayiah in ‘01, a year before now romeo must die
remember when tony found out that sal was a f*cking spy
like students, raise your hand, like kanye, can you touch the sky
paparazzi, mike not a peaceful man, you’ve already tested my gandhi
ogres do have layers, answer to the question of a 4 foot 6 donkey
mike spots a walking dead man, day of the dead arose the zombies
this a satchel mike carrying, don’t misunderstand it like yall did with tinky winky
bob the builder, just building up a bad word with a bottle full of whisky
other than raven, theres no f*cking girl that thinks of me
tony still wants no peace, just a reason to diss me
“no i did not call mike an assh0l*” said isiah from grey’s anatomy
kate moss caught in the act doing coke in a f*cking tradgey
you know what they say about jlo, she a wet dream fantasy
not f*cking guilty, mike got it ten games, in the middle of michael jackson
to make other men feel better, michael douglas got a fatal attraction
hey, when harry met sally and then meg ryan met a distraction
[outro: mike oxlong]
it’s mike baby

- mike oxlong lyrics

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