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kung fu hustle - mike oxlong lyrics

[intro: mike oxlong]
d*mn, d*mn, kick yo ass with the kung fu hustle

[verse 1: mike oxlong]
they burning crosses but that’s not apart of my clan
little caesars, hot*and*ready were all the things i had planned
heinz is all we had for breakfast in london, toothpaste was not even part of the can
people who listen to me, listen to heat, fans already pleading a fan
our grinds never low, but our insurance, we need geico and the two cavemen
mike see the futures in the two eyes like that’s so raven
wayne knight giving out gillette but death came in the form of karma creation
mike already a bad role model but positive won’t ruin my reputation
bad motherf*ckas already on black wall street, doing more than tax evasion
yeah, yeah, yeah, i’m like gilmore, the crocodile i shawl drown
i announce my f*cking enterance, didn’t even need no sound
especially since 5 years ago, since then i’ve been out of the ground
mike like romeo, breaking the rules and it’s juliet i need to bound (too!)
i created a mob, there’s a bunch of close and goodfellas back in italy
well then, my italian roots could not get rid of me
but i need to head back to la where all the hop spots are waiting, literally
the strip club goes to fast on my cash, no need for breaks
threatening than hitler f*cking draining all of the grapes
terry got his face all in that poker game, call him poker face
time to move your sh*t on this room cause corys back in the house
truth be told that tony stuck in the trash like oscar the grouch
[verse 2: keem tha machine]
got the same entrance when i come thru like bachata music
nah, thats an assh0l* disguised as a f*cking human
b*lls enough to come to my face, kick you out the field
she said “eres mio” but 2 plus 3 equals i’m leo
wait a 3 minutes, 2 plus 1 equals a f*cking trio
smoking in the table with the wine, well i’m allowed to do so
an average baby goes out to wine with an average joe
got out my gun to rhyme but then i shotta flow
man they threw me out the haunted mansion like eddie murphy
ran into ryan reynolds, just friends but in new jersey
once upon a time in hollywood, crept down the blocks
while my brothers doing time than a f*cking clock
dinosaurs met the asteroid but they thought it was a rock
black wall street, but they doing no stocks
terrorized the whole circus but i didn’t burn no clowns
36 but act 6 year old feminists activate a mental breakdown
dump all the rappers that i know to hate into lava, meltdown
melt*melt*melt meltdown!

[chorus: mike oxlong]
d*mn, i got a couple f*cking ninjas stabbing me in the back
truth be told that i release sh*t back to back
i’m on my kung fu hustle but that past, i ain’t ever going back
d*mn, i got a couple f*cking ninjas stabbing me in the back
truth be told that i release sh*t back to back
i’m on my kung fu hustle but that past, i ain’t ever going back
ringing the bells, i got a story to tell
truth be told, i’m gonna relocate to h*ll
[verse 3: mike oxlong]
i think my fake friends hiding something like b*tches with wigs
secretly the red bull and drugs birth me my own two wings
married to the game so these b*tches don’t need to require a ring
the same kung fu hustle, guess were one kung fu twins
yeah, but i’m more crazier than a rockstar behind life bars
the face of mike is quite beauty but i’m hiding the deep scars
i’m old enough to reach for the cookies i call p*ssy and millions jar
no sh*t mike live life like a king, lighter for my cigars
god made me and the devil made all the paparazzis
the devil is a true f*cking god to these types of n*z*s
mike is the f*cking bomb, but still never call me the kamikaze
wait i gotta say, i got a superpower that the civilians cannot see
my father was gone for my life, my fault i believe in magic
trapped in the closet with tom and r kelly, so tragic
smash the hand of a cheater, back in the casino so n0body would panic
i am waiting in line while you losers hanging in traffic
2004 was a h*ll for a mixed year while being beloved and the most hated
2005 seems to change things up with t*a*o being the highest rated
2006 seems to be a h*ll of a year with mike being the most dated
i am the fire out the lighter but i still keep mike hydrated
sometimes i give a f*ck about apple releasing something other than the ipod
everything is utopia like in the world of todds
worst internet, well i come to fix it cause i am a god
buying our own sh*t cause the best buys all for the shot, huh
how much time does it take to be a cop like jean claude
[outro: mike oxlong]
jean*jean*jean*jean claude! kung fu motherf*cka!
kung fu, kung fu, kung fu hustle motherf*cka!
rushing, rushing, rushing, hours by hours!

- mike oxlong lyrics

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