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half-baked (a stoner anthem) - mike oxlong lyrics

[intro]
lets go, mike, second track
b*tch i’m real high
but i can’t compete with this beat
stoners anthem here i come and go
woo*ha

[chorus]
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
[verse 1]
mike oxlong’s here and for a real reason
hey mami, do you wanna get high off drugs this season
i’m like the f*cking michael colins of this weed sh*t, liam neeson
run as fast as i can to avoid somebody good*will*hunting me
oh sh*t, apologize for half*baked confronting
one thing you’re gonna know about me, i like running
if you smile, it should set a positive tone
funny thing, mike used to be the boy you would never leave alone
now when i see them, to me, there just some unknowns
dr. mike oxlong, medical marijuana
what the f*ck, kids, who’s parents have the closet drama
beat a motherf*cka so bad, he’s gon’ be asking for his momma
that gucci, that fendi, that f*cking prada
bad trip to h*ll, now you probably have that trauma
originally outta chicago, now i’m moving to tijuana

[chorus]
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
[verse 2]
i love p*ssy, keep in mind, i’m swallowing mines
i got my high’s, i got my lows, hunch*backing my spine
that alien was a little over the influence, from the movie signs
man i just f*cking sp*ce out, i need a mind refresher
i’m young and high, i’m a stoner but like forever
dave chappelle, that show is my pleasure
i’m not top 10 or 13, but i’m top for not being clean
nah wait, i mean when i’m buying me a new bag of green
i mean i know weeds bad but the worst is that caffeine
sauntering to and outta work, i work at the dry clean
so obvious that could smell the goods outta the pockets of my jeans
mike oxlong, but call me the sweetest and meanest motherf*ckin’ machine
the word is, smoke that weed by all means
whatchu mean “what do you mean”, b*tch please

[chorus]
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
i’m half*baked, b*tch, i’m half*baked
smoke a lot of weed, b*tch, i’m feeling great
so half*baked, b*tch, i’m always late
are you smoking weed? no, b*tch, i’m really straight
[verse 3]
smoke too d*mn much, i’m starting to lose the sight of my eyes
can’t blow up? well at least you tried
cause’ n0body ever seems to f*cking care
giving my ego the best of me and not a bl*wj*b
i’ll have michael out and send mike out to rob
rap has the new mike oxlong while rock still has lynch mob
how i squash beef, pull out the weed, lets puff*puff it
few minutes later, we already buried the hatchet
easy to spot, the one with a bucket hat and black leather jacket
there’s 9 planets, and i’m smoking peacefully on earth
would say i’ve been smoking since birth
ya heard?

[outro]
man, i’m off, i’m going to, you know
puff puff give
enjoy the next track, mo

- mike oxlong lyrics

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