ferris bueller's day off - mike oxlong lyrics
[intro: mike oxlong & dj humba]
uh, uh, ok, ok, (we just hit up the producers!)
lavish on the blunts! one two three four!
one two three and four
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
i am ferris bueller, and i took a day off (clockah!)
me, myself, irene, double*a’s, cause theres a liar on the inside
breakfast on pluto, cold as h*ll that you couldn’t move aside
four weddings and one funeral, k!lled the beat and kissed the bride
laffy taffy’s on the ground, it might lead to something
i might throw you out like randall, you might not see it coming
[verse 1: mike oxlong]
she really loves the gasolina, daddy yanke told mike’s ass in pеrson
the nightmares beforе christmas, who gave them light, it was mr. tim burton
article 99, dr. richard was ray liotta stated as a italian surgeon
jean*claude proved 13 years ago, that ron silver has different versions
mike was on vacation with tony michael hall, just later meet in halls of the breakfast club
michael jackson thriller dancing, mike has to get his shoulders up
all girls look the same, one snowbunny looked like beverly d’angelo at a nightclub
can’t wait to f*cking get out of the soul plane to stay at beverly hills
despite mike being far from texas, hank i think i’m the f*cking king of the hill
but not just this particular hill, no, i mean even the hollywood hills
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
i am ferris bueller, and i took a day off (clockah!)
me, myself, irene, double*a’s, cause theres a liar on the inside
breakfast on pluto, cold as h*ll that you couldn’t move aside
four weddings and one funeral, k!lled the beat and kissed the bride
laffy taffy’s on the ground, it might lead to something
i might throw you out like randall, you might not see it coming
i am ferris bueller, and i took a day off (clockah!)
me, myself, irene, double*a’s, cause theres a liar on the inside
breakfast on pluto, cold as h*ll that you couldn’t move aside
four weddings and one funeral, k!lled the beat and kissed the bride
laffy taffy’s on the ground, it might lead to something
i might throw you out like randall, you might not see it coming
[verse 2: mike oxlong]
if i’m really in the matrix, my real friend neo and the fake one is cypher
both me and robert good at playing anti*hero, but is currently my taxi driver
saying this sh*t in exaggeration but i’m michael phelps, secondly a diver
born in the fourth of july, ronny or tommy was one of the survivors
risky business going on in the rap game now, corrupted jerry maguires
there’s a few good man with mike, i could tell nas to search for the wires
sometimes i need a lawyer like fletcher reede when not on truth and just on liar liar
anonymous said lets put leslie nielsen on every single f*cking satire
leo said nah i won’t be spiderman but yall can ask my good friend tobey magiure
mike need gas to run, george bush wouldn’t give me the stolen oil
going f*cking bananas just to die out the road, that goes for every single o’doyle
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
i am ferris bueller, and i took a day off (clockah!)
me, myself, irene, double*a’s, cause theres a liar on the inside
breakfast on pluto, cold as h*ll that you couldn’t move aside
four weddings and one funeral, k!lled the beat and kissed the bride
laffy taffy’s on the ground, it might lead to something
i might throw you out like randall, you might not see it coming
i am ferris bueller, and i took a day off (clockah!)
me, myself, irene, double*a’s, cause theres a liar on the inside
breakfast on pluto, cold as h*ll that you couldn’t move aside
four weddings and one funeral, k!lled the beat and kissed the bride
laffy taffy’s on the ground, it might lead to something
i might throw you out like randall, you might not see it coming
[verse 3: mike oxlong]
i voice the two main b*tches like mike the male regina king
mike is f*cking leatherface to slim tony, challenge you inside this ring
johnny depp on character and character, joseph pistone to donnie brasco
spaghetti westerns rule sergios town, ai franco nero is the new django
have it carlito’s way but surround my table like i’m benny blanco
allah, can you please throw in some hot cars and a few lupe fiascos
i’m the best villain to live around the circle, i am joaquin phoenix
mike is a psycho, looking for bill & ted’s h*llhole, outside of phoenix
assume this building for ants, meet the parents that happen to be relation to ben stiller
the jason biggs of high school, american p*ssy for f*cking dinner
edward james olmos back in ‘88, mike’s parents used to f*cking stand and deliver
i think biggie proved my f*cking point, in fact born as a sinner
[outro: mike oxlong & dj humba]
uh, uh, man give me some water, give him some water!
give me a little bit of paper, a little bit of a paper!
give me that phil, lamar, static shock, give me the static shock!
gentleman, goodbye, ladies, take a ride with me no nelly!
we gone!
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