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dogma - mike oxlong lyrics

[intro: dj humba]
say what, hate it when my b*tch give headaches
missing my flight and sh*t! call up the true*star!
say hi to him, he’s the f*cking true*star! (lets get it on!)

[verse: mike oxlong & dj humba]
i lied about my age to get a f*cking movie role like laurence fishburne
yes, mike controls his questions when he’s on a show with howard stern
addicted to the f*cking green plant, but its not a concern
like every single celebrity in hollywood business, became a millionaire
i’m charlie chaplin, with thesе stunts i will never be scarеd
in order for mike to get on top, had to walk to the god stairs
in every single reality show, some b*tch gotta have a secret affair
you never f*cking rated morgan freemans narration a 10 out of 10, you uncultured swine
for halloween, i dress up as prince or rick james drinking some wine
the chicago bulls best year in 96, but my girlfriend bought the calvin kieln
i though my f*cking biological dad was next to me when it said “rise and shine”
you will never k!ll mike off the spotlight, i’m the rapstar version of michael myers
felt dave chapelles tyrone was lashing my bmw f*cking tires
2001, that’s when denzel washington literally caught a grammy on fire
like billy madison, these motherf*ckers done peaked in high school
like paul crewe, you would think i really cheated but in reality i’m just cool
broke into the wall made by bricks, now powwerade mst think it’s not kool
sean william scott is too raunchy to the point it’s way more than very crude
just one little episode answers that corey clark was tryna seduce mrs. paula abdul
beyonce pointed at the pepsi can, now these b*tches thirsty for pepsico
gringo on the run, but mike landed in cancun which is on mexico
beetlejuice, beetlejuice pulled up in a new motorcycle in the circa episode
mike don’t want another f*cking singer as a girlfriend, beefing with my ex a year ago
i don’t give a f*ck if nothing i say is meaningful, blasting all that crunk
toxicated but she was crack*cocaine in bed, jessica simpson f*cked me when i was drunk
spike lee or bobby lee, bruce lee or jet li, best for you to lose luck
lost a few f*cking best friends but never converted into dallas played by matt dillon
in my entourage, there’s a ron weasley, stifler’s and a few kevin dillons
blast the music in the skyscr*pers to die hard, better off as the antagonist or villain
far as some f*cking marliyn manson’s boots could switch a man to another regilion
fall from grace, in the mic speaking is joe rogan, haters for george bushy
female rappers saying f*ck that b*tch cause shes a p*ssy, but they both p*ssies
hard to work with chevy chase, apparently he was a little pushy
gucci bags shoot them down with guns specifically used by gucci mane
remember when jeffery dahmer 2.0 shot jimmy brooks, kids viewed he won’t be the same
posing for a picture of mike leaning on the wall, know i gotta b*real in this frame
beat going f*cking crazy like it went insane if it had a brain
recreation of a classic bad boy dylan, could give deja vu of the 90210
hadn’t had a thug tear moments since they k!lled mufasa in the lion king, everybody knows
hard knocks isn’t optional so might as well find you a pathway
selfish people like backstreet boys or maybe i am, never wanna hear you say i want it that way
theory is that teen wolf probably inspired the rise of the furries
so my sister won’t beg some more, at christmas eve, left her a f*cking furby
mike do it for the my cult following having groundhog days like bill murray
why does everyone remind me of movie characters, told you not to pack the beef jerky
were inside of a chicago bulls game, at least put on a f*cking jersey
now yall can finally watch mike’s music videos on the red box you call youtube
you jump off the roof i jump to save you, clipse i’m mr. me too
running in circles to test patience like hampster, where the f*ck’s robbie rube?
i’m more than just cold as f*ck, eventually i melt out that sh*t like ice cube
fourteen f*ck you’s to the l in the middle, samuel l. jackson
guess the song black and white predicted the skin change of now 47 year old michael jackson
weakness of mike is his own adhd, gets that sense of distraction
once upon a time in atlanta, didn’t have a name now its heading dirty south
me and big love to watch that beavis & b*tthead, but we don’t spend most days on the couch
going for a good bill hunting with matt damon, jlo’s panties in ben afflek’s mouth
one on one tournament with hater that’s a karate kid, no ralph macchio
i know that mike isn’t on f*cking maury but no delusion, all of you my hijos
altough some of these motherf*ckahs couple clownfishes, still gotta find nemo
harrison ford hall*ass running, jump onto a ford as f*cking indiana jones
hate it when these gangstas get tired of g*rap and get out of their comfort zone
never would k!ll a legend like ali, so mike ain’t no f*cking larry holmes
69 w’s and 6 losses, and one of them 6’s was mike tyson
mike pays all his phone bills in his own house, at&t and verizon
new york state of mind for real had nasir jones f*cking driver without a liencse
b*tches hate me but hid the love in the closets like mike met real life helga’s
i suggest you stay the f*ck away from my sword like i’m zelda
rihanna, put it on replay so it could starting raining and stay under the umbrella (n*gga!)
[outro: mike oxlong & dj humba]
oh you gotta love it, oh, you gotta love it (dog, g*o*d)
too f*cking tired to head on tmz!, dogma, dogma
dogman, dogman (oh you gotta love it, oh, you gotta love it!)

- mike oxlong lyrics

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