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big daddy - mike oxlong lyrics

act i

[intro: mike oxlong]
h*llo, welcome aboard
all aboard to the mike oxlong express
sit back, relax, don’t be depressed
sit back with a bulletproof vest
shots are coming, lets begin

[verse 1: mike oxlong]
mike is not no benefactor, your on my spotlight like a minor actor
let the dogs eat, go ahead and attacked her
kidnap her, and she’ll become your f*cking master
kid from the gutter, watching rush hour with jackie chan and chris tucker
the way the cracker crumbles, crack the back of a motherf*cker
son of a b*tch, his name is b*tch and one son of a shutter
mouth open, mouth closed, prefer you keep it closed
fireman coming, here comes the water from the hose
stop forgetting to use some rubbers on these baby mamas you call hoes
so many f*cking assassins wanna be jason bourne
sleep with a gun, beer in the refrigerator, m*st*rbate to p*rn
lifes a movie, till’ i see jason bateman, vincent vaughn
b*tch, this sentimental heart, do you think you can hold it?
singing the same thing for than 9 years in the moment
mike has 10 gun toys on us, 10 year olds like to go to toys r us
i’ma soldier, the m*i*k*e gon’ give it to you, f*ck up your shoulders
a bit seasoned motherf*cka, keep getting older and older
a manipulator has that controller, but he changes emotion, bipolar
pimping, p*i*m*p, is the sh*t i am, i even told her
no running in the halls, they say when you’re about to fall
call it a day, every single night mike always recalls
am i living in a dream like arnold, or quaid in total recall
pop pop, like popcorn inside of the bag
don’t fool mike, really what’s inside of that bag
see mike doing something illegal, draw up the red flag
let me flex, one gold watch, bunny slippers, d*mn is there more things we brag
many people fish in the sea, i caught my record deal with babywipe
use a roll of cash to wipe it on my ass, there’s no other way i can describe
who really loves theses hoes, snoop dogg, mike or maybe outkast, not my type
break up the hype, like did mike just walk through the stripes
prince in this limousine, big, let go of the white doves
blow the whistle
oh i’m f*cking wasted, mike don’t count all the drinks he done taken
clear up dating rumors people be stating, lifes and f*cking places i be trading
bruh, if i’m really dating jennifer lopez, something year gap
then i won’t have to pay the cab, but f*ck it, leave me alone before i snap
[chorus: mike oxlong, brucie]
the new kids on the block, have the boombox to rock
they are easy to imitate, easy to mock
but wait, they have to look at the clock
do you see the time? (yeah!)
it’s time for the big daddies to walk the dogs (bawk b*tch!)

[verse 2: brucie]
ok, ok, mike is it finally time
it’s finally time for brucie to step on the mic
lemonade, serve this f*cking drink to the reneage
you can’t block me, big walls, i jump, roadblocks, i jump the barricade
feels like i can;t do nothing wrong, until i dose
wake up and smell the morning without being afraid
f*ck a notebook, f*ck a school drill, while i was popping these pills
f*ck a advil, i take the sh*t that will make you ill
bust the windows wide open, get out against my will
shave your f*cking head, no hair, now head looks like melon
my plate is f*cking top*notch, 3 slices of watermelon
mash cranium with a hammer, send you to heaven
sell my soul to the devil, responsible for the seven
brucie ain’t coo*coo crazy, cancel the sessions
this b*tch need a frying pan to the face, so rest
brucie is fantastic, at rap, at s*x, basically the best
wrap a bulletproof vest, set it up at the chest
[skit: tape recording from liar liar]
here comes big daddy!
oh god, do it to me

act ii

[verse 1: billy j. mackie]
i’m not mr. nice guy, just go and take care of yourself with these supplies
chew mothef*cka’s like gum from time to time, eyeball contest, eye to eye
smoke the doobies that i buy, until i get real high
sit in my couch imagining shooting stars and clouds in the sky
long live my power of verse rhyming before it snaps
on the run like dmc, letting all the dmx out, go ahead and rap
billy full of colors, cowboy sk!ll like billy the kid
at times i could be billy madison, at times a k!ller like billy loomis
you can’t get the girls of your dreams since the last you sid
well lucky you, her and her boyfriend done split

[verse 2: mike oxlong]
look, mike gonna name of the f*cking stereotypes
chinese eat panda express, mexicans eat taco bell
black people like chicken and smoke weed in pipes
all germans are n*z*s, skinheads that god sees
the red and blue pills that got me, got me sleeping at foxys
never eat waffles that are soggy, southside is spotty
blow up until the games closed, still wearing swag, the same clothes
you fake f*cking so called friends is what i expose
you survive mike, still not f*cking good ahead to go
cause your an enemy, a target, a foe
[verse 3: brucie]
son of the mask, school of rock n’ roll with jack black
no sh*t i walk a empty road, after that i skip to the bank
back at it like a crack addict, i run for success while yall slack
brucie cracks heads like if they were eggsh*lls
remember your first day to school, f*cker does that ring some bells
prisoners been in the f*cking cells
the longer they rot, the worst the reading gets, they can’t spell

[verse 4: mike oxlong]
chew me, f*ck me, suck my d*ck
you b*tches not depressed, i’m the devil that you f*ckers pick
all i can tell you 12 year old b*tches is the mic b*tch
is the “don’t try this at home” type sh*t
digging my own past, invite the new mike to the cast
i’m like tom, 4 minutes late from smashing jerry as my conscious asked
take time for your f*cking last meal, running as the third wheel
men gasp, girls moan, that d*ck was the real deal, f*cking up the p*ssy
making it squeal
mike, bruce, billy be real, high pitched voice like b*real
throw up in your bowl, add some ingredients, tell you it’s oatmeal
only in our dreams do we get to ride the f*cking batmoblie
d*mn!

[outro: brucie]
the big daddies coming, better off dead, motherf*ckas
ha*ha*ha, fake ass prince charming’s

- mike oxlong lyrics

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