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when i’m older - midnight beast lyrics

(verse)
when i’m old will i still say sh-t?
when i’m old will i still look at p-rn? a little bit
will i still have s-x?
correction, try and have s-x with a flaccid erection
wearing a dumb cap, doing sh-tty rap
maybe i’ll be f-cking awesome and get papped
rolling in a jaguar, popping the v–gr-
fella’s ya jealous, my ladies make me look like hefner
i wake up different girl each time
i don’t know her name though – alzheimer’s
i wake up different girl each time
oh sh-t i’ve done the same bit again – alzheimer’s
the midnight beast still raise the roof
still getting clocked for the tik tok spoof
sixty years old, still going strong
i’d still be dancing, but my backs gone

(chorus)
na na na na na, when i’m older
na na na na na, when i’m older
we’ll still get intoxicated
everyday inebriated

(verse)
i’m dead. just kidding!
how else would you hear me dummy?
i’m an antique, start bidding
the other pensioners look at me funny
cause they know, i know i’m in town, crashing a party
back of the club, horlicks, bacardi
never go home, granddaughters unhappy
keep going when i fill up my nappy
when i’m old will i play donkey kong?
sitting in my armchair, sparking a bong
it’s for glaucoma, not an addiction
ask the doctor, it’s prescription
when i’m old will i eat at hooters?
pull up getting head on a mobility scooter?
still playing fifa, smoking the reefa
gramps on tour getting w-nkered in beefa

(chorus)
na na na na na, when i’m older
na na na na na, when i’m older
we’ll still get intoxicated
everyday inebriated

(verse)
when i’m old will i still look fly?
kissing them girls, making them cry?
still! got the guns
still! got the eyebrows
what i’m fit? there’s no need to lie now
playing bowls, back of the car park
gambling money
buying chino’s in primark
when i’m old will i still have orgys?
young women, in their early forties?
half blind, half deaf
the ladies love me i’m a g.y.l.f
granddad you’d like to (shhh)
let’s have a game of strip chess
the ladies love me cause i
still got the libido, still rocking speedos
banned from the pool cause i look like a pedo
but i’m not a peado! i’m honestly not a pedo

(chorus)
na na na na na, when i’m older!

- midnight beast lyrics

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