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the main one - midnight beast lyrics

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[intro]
the main one

[verse 1: stefan abingdon]
if music be the food of love
i’m gordon f*cking ramsey
leading it like gandhi
i’m the beano, you’re the dandy

if you’re bronze and silver, i’m the gold
gonna wish your dad used a marigold
listen to what you’re told
cause you might learn something
i matt damon it like good will hunting

charizard shiny, i’m quite rare
not big headed though, it’s just my hair
if i went solo, i’d pity you fools
hanging like a pair of t*st*cl*s

i am the b*llsack
more meat than a rib rack
i’m a needle in a haystack
you need me more than a junkie needs crack

or more than santa needs his sack
i am the leader, they’re just the pack
they’re just the starter, i’m the main course
without me, you’re chips with no sauce
luke skywalker with no force
a cowboy without his horse
this band revolves around me
why can’t you f*cking see that i’m

[chorus: all]
the main one (cause of the way that i dress)
the main one (cause i look good in a vest)
the main one (cause i can do arabesque)
the main one, the main one

[verse 2: dru wakely]
hi there, we’re the midnight beast
and i’m dru from the midnight beast
i’m the oldest in the midnight beast
so i’m the main one in the midnight beast

i was born first
and i grew p*b*s first
i could shave and grow another beard
by the time i finish this verse (he’s hairy!)

like lightning, i’m scary
strong as a bear, but sweet as a fairy
go through life like i don’t have a care*y
allergic to gluten, but not dairy
do you still not get my case
got more gaga than “poker face”
i got the b*lls that you can’t replace
so make some f*cking sp*ce cause i’m

[chorus: all]
the main one (cause of the fro in my hat)
the main one (cause of the eyebrows and that)
the main one (cause i’m a necrophiliac) (what?)
the main one (it was one time)
the main one (i was lonely)

[verse 3: ashley h*rne]
save the best for the last
you’re economy, i’m first class
you guys are dated like yolo
so i’m out, han solo

i bring the ahhh
i bring the ooh
i bring the scat*ba*dap*bap*ba*doo

[dru wakely]
so you basically don’t bring anything

[ashley h*rne]
i do, let me put it simply, i’mma tell you
the guns, the moves
check out my package
chorizo sausage
lock up your daughters, i’m coming through
i’m on a mission to impregnate every single one of you
[chorus: all]
the main one (cause without me you’re sh*t)
the main one (well you’re mom’s got a d*ck)
the main one (f*ck you both and i quit)
the main one, the main one

[dru wakely: spoken]
this band is the only one that has three main ones

[stefan abingdon: spoken]
we’re all as good as each other, there could never be a main one

[ashley h*rne: spoken]
i’m the main one

- midnight beast lyrics

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