youtube rewind 2020: the musical - michelle khare lyrics
[intro]
2020
[?]
yeah
2019 was the year, we knocked it right out of the park
me and the boys doing our part
blew past our tree benchmark
and moving forward it’s my mission to spread cheer
and there’s no doubt that 2020 will be a kick*ass year
do you want a car or house or shiny diamond
follow pewdiepie if you wanna private island
hang around a while
[?]
this year is gonna be our best year yet
mark, what’re you doing here?
jimmy, i invented time travel!
that’s g*nius, i can see the thumbnail now!
no no no, i’m actually here from the future to stop you from embarrassing yourself
[verse 1]
2020 is the year we’re heading straight for a major sh*t (oh come on)
and the worst thing is we don’t side step, we step in it
but i’m so happy, what could halt my epic year?
a deadly global pandemic (oh dear)
yeah, it’s gonna blow and all your plans go to waste
’cause covid explodes like a keg of devil’s toothpaste
look, i see the odds, and yeah i am prepared to bet
this year is gonna be our worst year yet
i’ll try out mixer and like ninja i’ll succeed (mixer folded, wah wah)
i’ll pitch to quibi and i* (hahaha, quibi!)
i’ll get on tiktok where i’ll follow charli’s lead (no no please don’t do that)
who is this person, what has happened to my friend?
mark rober i know would fight unto the bitter end
your thinking is your flaw
well you know murphy’s law
and you know newton’s third
okay now who’s the nerd
with youtube’s biggest names we’ll make money for charity
call it creator games! three, two, one, go!
screw sittin’ around, we won’t become despondent
’cause even a squirrel can be a source of content
with a bit of grit, and a little blood[?], tears, and sweat…
this year will be, this year could be, this year might be
our best year yet (our best year yet, our best year yet)
our best year yet
[verse 2]
ladies and gents, it’s been a h*llish year for humankind
bet if you tried, you couldn’t put it out your mind
watch it here, not in a list watchmojo designed
all the drama, all the trauma, it’s time to rewind
meme culture, stream culture, ease your mind with a switch
new horizons, start an island, did you hear i’m on twitch
kick your feet up, time will speed up, now it’s time for the show
i am once again asking do you really wanna go
to the year that you thought would fly by
jake paul was raided by the fbi
when parties with bryce hall could lead to our downfall
this is the great sh*t show, back through the year when all the news was fake
and you couldn’t tell a shoe from a cake
imagine the tone deaf are all that we have left
this is the great sh*t show
ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the main event
yeah, it’s a lot (work, b*tch)
do you really wanna go [?] fortune, fame, and views
we’re all praying for some good news
but jim from the office has a [?] in his pocket (oh!)
this is the great sh*t show, in a year of more lows than highs
too bad there aren’t more ocean spray guys
the end was upon us, like [?]
this is the great sh*t show, when santa’s photos are election*time no*no’s (oh!)
this is the great sh*t show, we hope it exploded, the republic eroded (oh!)
this is the great sh*t show, this is the great sh*t show
[verse 3]
i’m being requested that i address things that i’ve done in my past
it was not my intention to do what i did, but it doesn’t matter
all that matters is that people were offended, and i’m sorry
i’m ashamed of the things i’ve done, i don’t wanna hurt anyone
i wanna hold myself accountable
i’m just gonna stop for now, or forever
[transition]
what can i do?
i’m all alone, no friends to shoot, the vlog’s on hold
where do we go from here?
[verse 4]
hang with me, name’s poki
i’ll take you to my special happy dreamland
where you’ll find friends online, simpin’ in my stream land
don’t despair, life out there, may be bleak beyond your wildest nightmare
there’s a sp*ce, a special place, you can join me on a site where
if someone says a thing that you don’t like, you don’t have to go out and fight them
and you don’t have to try to like them
who knows, you might just copystrike them
live the dream, come and stream, ’till your following is just humongous
don’t be last to broadcast when you play here, among us
streaming, streaming, test your iq
we’ve got a lobby waiting for you
seething, streaming, what do we do?
who’s the impostor, maybe it’s you
what did you see when the body was found?
toast acting sus with no one around
i was in comms, i was with aoc
oh, don’t you dare marinate me
i don’t like the sound of this
streaming, streaming, time to eject
unanimous spoke, drdisrespect
i’ve been banished without reason, there’s no chance i’ll concede
i don’t need you, i’ll be back, despite you
with violence, momentum, and speed
champions, i have [?] off the mountain
and you know i was standing at the tippity*top
yes i climbed so high, i must have fallen into the sky
oh well, this two*time will never stop, no matter what
[verse 5]
doomscrolling, we can never get a break
my twitter feed is blowin’ up, influencer doubles down on a hot take
he says he’s sorry, she says she’s growing? like we can’t see it in their eyes
accountability for their accounting, it’s like they’re not even trying
who do you follow, what do you subscribe to?
your feed’s a reflection of you
are you brave enough to take a stand?
who do you follow, what do you subscribe to?
your feed’s a reflection of you
are you gonna step back and adjust your brand?
and, unsubscribe, unsubscribe, from the hate from the cl!ckbait
unsubscribe, unsubscribe, unsubscribe
times have changed, now it’s the time to lift our voices
we can’t wait, now it’s the time to say enough is enough
is it enough? i know it’s been tough
been hurtin’ every day since march
marching along to the beat of my broken heart
singing the song of defeat, i can never really sleep
so i scroll the timeline, i see a black [?], white faces [?] over black bodies for a minute
are you really in it, times have changed
what you gonna do when n0body’s watching you?
times have changed, now it’s the time to lift our voices
we can’t wait, now it’s the time to say enough is enough
your cl!cks matter, your views matter, your time matters
and black lives matter
your cl!cks matter, your views matter, your time matters
and your choice matters
your cl!cks matter (your cl!cks matter)
your views matter (your views matter)
your time matters (your time matters)
and your voice matters (black lives matter)
your cl!cks matter (your cl!cks matter)
your views matter (your views matter)
your time matters (your time matters)
and your voice matters (black lives matter)
times have changed, and change is hard
what will you do when n0body’s watching?
are you counting your views, or changing your views
what will you do when we unfollow you?
are you counting your views, or changing your views
what will you do when we unfollow you?
are you counting your views, or changing your views
what will you do when we unfollow you?
are you counting your views, or changing your views
what will you do when we unfollow you?
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