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raid: shadow legends vs. nordvpn - michael stark lyrics

[verse 1: raid: shadow legends]
boutta change the game forever, motherf*cker get f*cked!
i’ll reward an ass*kicking if you try to step up
made the app store my b*tch, now this cuck wants to fight me, the best rpg will add an r to your ip
b*gg*r off mate, this f*cking bug is getting sprayed
yeah i’m murdering this pest, thats why they call me raid
no matter where you relocate i got global fame
ironic your getting played by a mobile game
crushin’ all my foes, the most ambitious battle rapper
your making people paranoid of non*existent hackers
so washеd up call you surfsharks sloppy seconds, while this beat was conquеred by raid: shadow legends!

[verse 2: nordvpn]
out of all the other ads this is who i’m keeping in check
rpg wannabe wanna beef with me in this pvp*n
charging in my direction sure took a lot out of me
your draining to listen to but i come with assault and battery
it’s more than your tournaments which are an obvious weak*ness
400 champions without a drop of uniqueness!
packing military grade disses if you want to shoot me when you lost the choice awards to a watered*down call of duty
so watch where your stepping against the best in the profession
while this mess in the shadow of the legend27
you couldn’t stay safe from my bars using my own encryption
so let me hand you this l, link in the description

[verse 3: squaresp*ce]
this wow clone and an anon app against this award winner, what could go wrong?
cuz after this square squares up, nord’s taking silver, raid’s stayin’ in bronze
i’m providing the grounds for design, but i’ll be impounding your rhymes
so why don’t you hop on incognito and get the h*ll out of my site?
i’m aware your amazed, can’t compare to this place
when the square*to*the*sp*ce
hits y’all square to the face
you dare to throw shade but your bars weren’t hurtful
at least i went and got my own superbowl commercial
from weddings to podcasts, yeah
you can tell that i’m all that
but if it was up to me, none of you would get off the launch pad!
when i’m claiming my domain on the web you know i’m game to bring the pain
y’all are simple tools with single use but i can’t complain
one look at my templates and tell i, build! bars! beautifully!
not even another adpocalypse could impact you more brutally…
[verse 4: sk!llshare]
in this lesson imma teach you how to battle faux brands
just take a look at my logo, you three really wanna throw hands
so if rap is where your cappin’ there’s classes for that on speed dial
with that said, i’ve got ya covered here’s a free trial
nord brags about encryption yet they’re only used for netflix
while i’m fit for all ages, your only fit for some skeptics
square’s got ‘award winning templates’ yet still couldn’t get the webs cl!cks
i’d light you up but when we look you couldn’t even hold a candle to wix
raid can step out of frame when it’s game of war clones that i’m crushin’
speakin’ of, i’m f*ckin’ fire you ain’t hot enough for kate upton
spittin’ lines from 9 to 5, you should have known fools
that’s why they call me sk!llshare, i just took you to school! (b*tch)

[verse 5: audible]
let me narrate a book for you, take a seat, buddy
today we will be tackling the hit classic: “rap for dummies”
my lines cut deeper than paper when it comes down to the wire
i’ve got pages of rhymes and i’m kindle*ing fire
share’s talking a lot, like he ain’t just lynda’s b*st*rd son
i’ve literally had no competitors since i begun
raid’s claiming to be fantasy, but he’s just real bad
your just so illiterate, i have to tell you what i stand for
i’m an utterly dope inventive book listening entity
while nord here reminds me of a very poor nephrectomy
you audi*believe that i’m bashing you all
my raps you can’t ride pass
i provide bliss to listeners, but you can kiss my ass
[verse 6: raycons]
oh sorry i didn’t hear you, ‘cuz with the way i’m designed
i block background b*tches when they’re dropping sh*t rhymes
how is audible the most boring of all you clowns?
got audiobooks galore but i’m turning your volumes down
good thing i can be worn while ya sleep
y’all don’t exist in my dreams
nord’s logo is the hill he’s dying on fighting me
switched the game up, beating y’all is pure joyousness
but even my e55’s couldn’t improve your performances
run for cover, it’s best if you f*ckers stepped off, no discount
this diss*count is going 100% off
after this, tap the side to call a doctor to talk you
y’all are like some bass but i’m too good to drop you!

[verse 7: dollar shave club]
ray, c’mon when it comes to buds you’re all the same
‘cuz it’s hard to see the pros when ‘con’ is straight up in your name
you try to replicate my sh*t like it’s blade runner (aaay)
i’m makin’ all the bread with my shave b*tter (aaay)
you wanna make me quit with every phrase uttered (aaay)
you better watch where you tread ‘cuz your way under
like raid, you think you’re clean, but look at who you’re talking to
i got a few that all your players should finally f*cking use
there isn’t room for all of us in this ad landscape
i’m bringin’ body blows below the belt: manscaped
i’m executive, while theres nothing for you to save
my razor sharp style’s has won by more than a close shave
[verse 8: lootcrate]
aww yea, uh huh, lets gooo, i’m the f*cking greatest, yea
i’m gonna get you, adverts!
it’s mc lc, this month’s theme is kick*ass when i *
*gunshot*

[verse 9: honey]
honey’s got the gold bars, coming in with the quick draw!
what’s all the buzz about the service even scott the woz didn’t want in on
i’m all for big savings, but your debt tells me your past due
and you get no h*llo, ‘cuz there’s nothing fresh about you!
it takes two cl!cks to leave these head*phonies wrecked
you’re only wireless ‘cuz your lines don’t connect
and i’m the chrome extension with the dopest pension
when these flows dispense i’ll teach these hoes a lesson
yeah, i won’t relent, your saving no percent on the dough you spent cuz it don’t make sense
this busy bee will leave you ripped to pieces watch me k!ll these beats because this mister’s a beast

[verse 10: g*fuel]
according to all known laws of ad reads theres no way this app could be so fly
when i step to the mic, i’ll put you reps on a pike
i’m servin’ this tech up like an apple pie
pack the hype sauce when i pop off on these beats hard
‘cuz i’m about to drop your asses way harder then keemstar!
whooo!
raycons can’t take me on best put yourself on when i’m spitting the truth
oh and honey? frankly your just a whiney piece of pooh! (sh*t)
fueled to the max when i’m spittin’ facts
bringin’ a new kind of energy to leave you all dead
this g takes the w, that’s the only time i got the lead
awfully cold coffee cauldron, wake up and drink up all over this king
these ad breaks think that they’re keeping me safe?
please, you should have put on the ring
y’all lost your bearing while i’m still going strong
here is a “took the l” starter kit too
with ray’s kanye*east*lookin’*ass kim’s not the only one scr*w*ng you!
i got sonic, doom, resident evil, codevein, crash and mortal combat
loot crate wishes they had more taste but they’re not even flavor of the week, can’t top that!
hop back to the amazon that i’ll burn down
hotter than demonaid, i’ve got true gas
be sure to use promo code: ‘stark” for half off on this tub of whoop ass!

- michael stark lyrics

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