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a celebration - micah schnabel lyrics

i’ll promise you financial freedom
be your own boss
work from home
just follow these 12 easy steps to your destiny
meet me at the hilton hotel out by the airport
and for only $300 dollars i can give you the answers
to unlock your wildest dreams
i know this sounds too good to be true
an opportunity like this just for you?
i felt the same way too
and look at me!

i’m always selling
in our capitalistic society
buy me get one free
please consult my emotional instability
about our return policy
our one and only current employee
well, he tends to be a bit of a liability
we’ve been hypеr*s*xualized
under socializеd
mis*prioritized our mental and emotional well being
all for the sake of american money

and your honor, if it appeases the court
i’d like to address the jury directly
i’ll be cutting out the middleman
i’ll be the only one representing me
please consider this my resignation
and an open*ended invitation
to pop open the champagne
we’ll call this a celebration
we’ll fill the room with black balloons
and everyone says get well soon
we’ll dance in the face of impending doom
and i’ll bake a chocolate cake that says
the high*pressure sales pitch is king
self*help books
get rich quick schemes
i am a clown at a used car dealership
on the 4th of july

cutting my own hair in the bathroom mirror
reflecting love and life and fear
ashes to ashes, dust to dust
life is a choice, death is a must
the only carnival game you can trust
you keep throwing darts the balloon’s gonna bust
so pop it! pop it! pop it!

so maybe i don’t want to get rich or die trying
maybe i’m ok with simply surviving
tomorrow morning i’m gonna wake up early
and watch the sunrise

- micah schnabel lyrics

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