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life is a joke - mic smitty lyrics

[intro: dave chappelle]
you know what i hate ever since i walked away from that show?
is that uhh…
people keep trying to give me advice
cause i guess i’ve been like depressed
you know how you be depressed and people be like trying to cheer you up
and i’m in show business, that’s what makes me so mad about it
so they be saying stupid-
“hey dave, look i know it’s a rough experience and
i can only imagine what you’ve been through
but, you know… you just gotta hang in there
and just gotta do what you gotta-keep your chin up
just keep you chin up dave”
word? that’s what i gotta do alone?
it’s cause my chin was too low?
shut the f-ck up this, had nothing to do with my chin n-gg-s!

[verse:]
for the last few years it’s been late nights
early mornings, smell of folgers
bags forming under my eyes
laid off from 8 jobs, friday after next, security guard
like craig n-gg-, last staff sources so it’s just tip service
cause a few bad choices, still
ooh lord y’all don’t hear me though
but you can see it better when they clear the smoke, yea
i used to wanna hustle like smokie, but i ain’t tryna owe n-body
count the money twice cause it really ain’t there
i really wanna do right but the left seem so good
to the left, to the left
got me feeling like beyonce in my ear
but it’s the devil on my shoulder
and the lord is my witness
swear to god i gotta get it
cause my sister got kids and my brother just had one
and i put this on everything, love is a scary thing
when you give a hoe your heart that’s in love with a cloge
try to give her a diamond but you end up getting played
b-tch this ain’t spades! man these hoes ain’t loyal!
and man these b-tches ain’t for you!
man these b-tches ain’t sh-t like too $hort
i don’t even smoke, but i need a newport, hear me out
so i ask: what’s the secret to life?
they say money ain’t everything
that’s cool ’til you gotta play the rent
cause i done seen some homeless people happy as a b-tch
so i don’t know, maybe i’ll write, maybe i’ll write
but the money seem nice, but the money seem right
i’m just trying to live life
man life is a joke

[outro: dave chappelle]
some girl i knew sent me a book
called “the secret”
she was like “listen dave this is gonna help you
it’s called the secret”
i was like, you know i thought this sh, you know
then i started reading the book and… i read like 5 pages of the sh-t an-nd through it in the trash
i was f-cking…
i can’t believe they sell this sh-t!
do you know what this b-tch says the secret of life is?!
she said it was “positive imagery”
“you gotta visualize the things that are gonna happen in your life”
like b-tch, that is the secret of life to you?
then k!ll yourself

- mic smitty lyrics

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