memefappers x-mas special - memefappers lyrics
[intro]
grayson, hehehe
[chorus: lilfruitsnacc]
i got a thick b*tch all up in my christmas list
i got my boys on the beat spittin’ christmas sh*t
i’m getting dome from yo’ b*tch that’s a christmas gift
she do whatever i say like i’m a hypnotist
i got a candy*cane d*ck with a curve at the end
i hit a bad b*tch up, she gon’ swerve me again
i call my hoes santa clause cause they just pretend
you talk sh*t about me and i’mma f*ck your friend
i got a thick b*tch all up in my christmas list
i got my boys on the beat spittin’ christmas sh*t
i’m getting dome from yo’ b*tch that’s a christmas gift
she do whatever i say like i’m a hypnotist
i got a candy*cane d*ck with a curve at the end
i hit a bad b*tch up, she gon’ swerve mе again
i call my hoes santa clause cause thеy just pretend
you talk sh*t about me and i’mma f*ck your friend
[verse 1: mynamemanuelll]
you know it’s christmas
i cannot be sinnin’
i need me a present
to open [?]
hand me a beat and i might go to jail
and get 25 years because i’m gonna k!ll it
all of y’all soft i’m not talking ’bout mittens
i play with her kitty just like it’s a kitten
holy f*ck jolly f*ck manny be snapping (ay!)
i feel like [?] because you know i’m pimpin’ (ay! ay! yeah!)
manny get the check
pull up with mrs. clause
up on the deck
aye! yuh!
i might go flex
i can’t believe
by the way that i dress (ay!)
yuh! yuh!
i’m on a whole other level
my wish is to just have fruit in a dress (ay!)
hopefully i won’t get coal because
i am a good boy who’s never been stressed, aye!
[verse 2: co sama]
wake up in the morning
i open the presents (yeah!)
no i don’t have presents
b*tch no i’m not seven (ay!)
i jack off to rudolph (ay!)
and then i ride prancer (psh!)
i walk on the strip (let’s go!)
cause mrs. claus is a dancer
memefappers be up
next up on this big grind (oh!)
santa [?] so i call that boy big slime
we robbin’ santa, i guess it’s a big crime
switching the flow and i’m whippin’ the dough
and yo’ b*tch is up all on my sleigh like a hoe
mrs. claus is with me, now she gettin’ some throat
asian milf christmas and titties and all
winter just blow and my d*ck f*ckin snow
i k!lled jack frost b*tch tell me who’s cold
mrs. claus throw it back, i make her unfold
if you run up, boy you so bold
it’s f*ck santa, ho ho ho!
[chorus: lilfruitsnacc]
i got a thick b*tch all up in my christmas list
i got my boys on the beat spittin’ christmas sh*t
i’m getting dome from yo’ b*tch that’s a christmas gift
she do whatever i say like i’m a hypnotist
i got a candy*cane d*ck with a curve at the end
i hit a bad b*tch up, she gon’ swerve me again
i call my hoes santa clause cause they just pretend
you talk sh*t about me and i’mma f*ck your friend
i got a thick b*tch all up in my christmas list
i got my boys on the beat spittin’ christmas sh*t
i’m getting dome from yo’ b*tch that’s a christmas gift
she do whatever i say like i’m a hypnotist
i got a candy*cane d*ck with a curve at the end
i hit a bad b*tch up, she gon’ swerve me again
i call my hoes santa clause cause they just pretend
you talk sh*t about me and i’mma f*ck your friend
[verse 3: yungfrenchfry]
i got hoes, hoes, hoes, good lord!
like billy mays you know there’s always more
i’m checkin’ my list, and i’m f*ckin’ yo b*tch
then i rub on her toes while i’m eating a s’more
i’m giving out herpes, yo’ b*tch doing burpees
while i’m out here stealing from all of these stores
you think you the sh*t? i ain’t give her a gift
i just sucked on her toes then i left out the door, ay!
i pull out my d*ck
is the stockin stuffed or hot
mrs. claus, i’mma finger f*ck her
if i’m being honest
bro i wouldn’t touch her
much less say that i f*ckin’ love her
i’m just doing this for the crisis
plus i ain’t really ’bout the fight sh*t
while santa has him a nice list
frenchie rollin’ with the pipeless
i’mma do the most (ay!)
i’mma make a toast (ay!)
have yo b*tch (ay!)
underneath the mistletoe (ay!)
and frenchie comin’ like i’m jack frost
but you know my bars always have a roast
aye, flow shock you like a pikachu
if you a bad b*tch i throw my meat at you
i ain’t playin’ games, no peek*a*boo
have a merry christmas, from me to you
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