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dunce - melvin burch lyrics

[soundbyte: jennette mccurdy]
i just got back from a party
and parties are so awkward
i don’t really know how to party
i never know what to say to people
they look at me, and they don’t care what i say
but they pretend that they do, and they ask me ’bout my day, yeah
i don’t know
i don’t know, yeah
what to do at parties
do you?

i bet you don’t

[intro]
… ugghhhhhaa-sssahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

let me freshen up a bit… pull out the pocket paks…

[verse 1]
i’m not a star; somebody lied
i don’t even have a car; now, somebody ride the trolley with me
where to? i didn’t decide
i’m just mildly hungry, and everyone here is high
i don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t drop draws
so why they all in my apartment tryin’ to pop off?
my roommates wanted to throw a party
and once they told me that, i knew i’d end up on this trolley
so, the night sky’s lookin’ like destiny
i appreciate you going on this quest with me
you know that girl back there, black hair, that was faded like black clothes, all up next to me?
well, i kinda had a crush on her a few years
but she showed up, po’d up a few beers, hit the green like a missing swing, then eased in my room like she missed me
now i’m like “chick, please!”

[hook]
go’head and bounce if you hear this at the party, girl
go’head and bounce if you hear this at the party, boy
cause this here is your cue to go
you hate parties, but the nightlife’s beautiful
so gon’ leave ’em in the corner with they’re party hats on
and step out the door; yeah, this is that song, just
ride to it, vibe it to it, get alive to it, just
ride to it, vibe it to it, get alive to it
ungh

[verse 2]
alright, though; let me stop preachin’
we out here sittin’ on a whole lotta’ evenin’
i’m on my 9th red bull, lit, no sleepin’
shoot, my liver probably lookin’ like a crypt, no keepin’
tales from the creep, as seen through their eyes
i’m a chicken, but this isn’t ’bout your legs or your thighs
yeah, that was corny, you can throw it to the side
i mean…
i already know you’re cute, i’m just surprised that i have your attention still
it’s normally a stretch just to get to chill; cold shoulder
they wanted those that balled; me? i comb-over
pockets on flat, my green was mowed over
a john doe, dear; i was a no-name
middle school punishment, i had no game
and i still don’t; but you’re here, right?
exactly; so let’s bask in this clear night

[hook]

[verse 3: compl3xx]
my ex is on x, and my next girl is nowhere to be found
me and melvin in this [redacted], so we slowin’ the beat down
wait; melvin just left… so i guess i’m what’s left
and by the time you hear this verse, you probably too drunk for the words
and the 3rd verse is the worst verse when it comes down to her thirst
if she ain’t got a man, she probably throwin’ up in her purse
so, please avoid the boy if you are about to void your stomach
cause i ain’t tryina’ have your stomach fluid on my shirt
told that [redacted] to “stop it, 5, the bathroom is occupied”
i saw this girl was throwin’ up when i was walkin’ by
and her friend was holding her hair… and she looked kinda cute
too bad she also looked like she had just vomited too
i see vomit, i vámonos, cause vomit is kinda gross
and she had some of her stomach contents stuck up on her nose
now it’s about time for me to find that [redacted] burch
cause he gon’ be ecstatic when he see i wrote this verse

[hook]

- melvin burch lyrics

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