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i’m english! - melody jake english lyrics

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(ah, look at that, janey!)
(another fine day, shining down on hussie’s sweet, sweet sburb)
(land of mounds and xenon and adventure…)
(god, i love it!)

i begin every pesterlog with an apology
sorry that’s the case, it’s just english policy
probably the case with everything in honesty
i use 10 words when 2 would do honestly

i’m english! and that makes me unique!
at least i think so when i hear you speak
see, i used to have a boyfriend, when i got a little c*cky
like, “haha, janejake shippers, i’d like to see you stop mе!”

and sure enough… the ship had crumblеd
now in every forum all the crack ships stumble
i’m rather glad really, it made me more humble
come and ask me what’s my name, dear boy i won’t mumble!

i’m english! i don’t want to be fantastic
just adequate and if i’m nice its probably sarcastic
full of vigour and adventure, thats what i like to think!
if you can’t take a joke, double pistols and a wink

i’m english! got some harley in me
a page of hope whose just a dope then you must be me
i’m english! like the words in a thicket, like
crickey, blimey, shucks buster, wicked!
i’m english! got some good friends behind me
like roxy, janey, cal, and dirk
so if you’re down with the jakes then make some noise!
but… if you’d rather not… that’s fine…

i’m ever so nice to the pets (gunshot)
and i know not to strife too hard
i’m inventive, accepting, eccentric, and yes
i suppose i’m a bit bizarre

but if you delight in monsters taken down
just because of the way they live
or you could feel bleak joy in a missed birthday
as the rain pours down on your ships

or you can watch 10 hours of aliens
without ever breaking your stride
or repress your emotions and passions
and bury them deep inside

then i’ve kept a room in a cramped treehouse
with a tv that only shows girls colored blue
and i have the keys right here…
i’ve been keeping them just for you..

i’m english! as harleys, englishes, and jakes
no manners, roast nanas, janey’s cakes
i’m english! as a jungle kid “chim chim cheeree!”
or some fisticuffs on robots that are twice as strong as me
so if you’re down with the jakes then put your hands in the air!
but if you’d rather not, thats fine
actually… i mean…
i don’t want to cause too much of a fuss

(well, at this point i’d just like to take a moment to apologize)
(for all the things that i’ve done to my friends)
(janey’s birthday, for example and, erm…)
(breaking up with dirk… romance dodging…)

(erm… tinkerbull… stupidity…)
(but most of all,)
(i’m so terribly, terribly sorry about)
(g*y shipping…)

- melody jake english lyrics

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