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merry fuckin' christmas - megan barker lyrics

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[verse 1]
turkey’s on fire
tree ain’t even lit
bought all these d*mn presents
now i’m broke as sh*t
merry f*ckin’ christmas

[verse 2]
uncle bubba told the kids
santa ain’t real
sister’s vegan boyfriend is b*tchin’ ’bout the veal
huh, merry f*ckin’ christmas

[chorus]
thank god it only comes once a year
i wish grandma weren’t the only one
who got ran over by a reindeer
call us a bunch of screw [?]
but only booze will get us through this
find a lullaby bla*bla
merry f*ckin’ christmas

[verse 3]
what i wouldn’t give
for a silent night
if i hear that mccartney song one more time
i swear
merry f*ckin’ christmas
[verse 4]
sorry baby jesus
don’t mean no disrespect
all these folks together
what the h*ll did you expect?
oh no, merry f*ckin’ christmas

[chorus]
well, thank god it only comes once a year
i wish grandma weren’t the only one
who got ran over by a reindeer
call us a bunch of screw [?]
but only booze will get us through this
find a lullaby bla*bla
merry f*ckin’ christmas

[bridge]
so, here we go

[chorus]
well, thank god it only comes once a year
i wish grandma weren’t the only one
who got ran over by a reindeer
call us a bunch of screw [?]
but only booze will get us through this
find a lullaby bla*bla
where the h*ll is santa clause?
i sure hope that y’all
have a merry f*ckin’ christmas
[outro]
merry christmas y’all
are you gonna finish that drink?
oh it’s gonna be a long night

- megan barker lyrics

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