fuck mcdonalds and kfc - mediumjay lyrics
[hook: mediumjay]
f-ck mcdonalds and kfc, their food is so unhealthy
f-ck mcdonalds and kfc, their food is so tasty
[verse 1: mediumjay]
one day i walked into mcdonalds
i was greeted by a man dressed up as ronald
he was handing out coupons for 30% off
so i grabbed 4 and felt like a boss
walked up to the counter to place my order
i couldn’t have dropped the coupons any shorter
then he said hold up, one per customer
i said b-tch i wanna talk to your manager
he came out and i did shout, i’m tryna get 30 cents off this mcdouble
i’ll sue the roof of this place now you’re in trouble
i know lawyers that deal with false advertis-m-nt
so he gave me free food for fear of punishment
got food poisoning feeling dumb as sh-t
man f-ck mcdonalds their whole establishment
[hook]
[verse 2: mediumjay]
it was tuesday, so i walked into kfc
for townie tuesday which is so tasty
walked in with twenty bucks
ordered 9 meals and i pressed my luck
i walked out feeling sick as f-ck
i had heart burn and indigestion
nausea, diarrhea, and aflame appendix
i was regretting it, i shouldn’t ave doubled down
ordered light meat, she gave me dark brown
i’m gunna have bad gas now
i hope it doesn’t make a sound
man f-ck mcdonalds and kfc
f-ck tacobell and wendys
f-ck burger king and chilli’s
f-ck pizza hut and moxies
f-ck red lobster and arby’s
f-ck del taco and apple bee’s
f-ck a&w and dairy queen
f-ck checkers, f-ck subway, yeah
f-ck chesters, f-ck fridays, yeah
f-ck the greedy companies, f-ck the greedy companies
i rather chill at chucky cheese
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