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fuck you, darwin - medium neighbor lyrics

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it takes two to tango and three for a good murder
call your b*tch ernie cuz she’s choking on my bert fur
i’d never hurt her, i swear on a stack of smash copies
i’ll take her to colorado and smash her in the rockies

how’s it down in munchkin town?
how does it feel to be so low to the ground?
actually, don’t answer that
go back to your dungeon and snack on some rats

r*t*rded and short, are you the south side of a chick magnet?
the next time you get laid it’s gonna be to rest in a small casket
just like your last name, this shark’s endangered
call me “every girl you’ve еver talked to,” cause i’m a rеstrainer

i know you’re good at cod, that point i concede
but your voice is so high, your b*lls are up in a tree
i know you can’t reach, so i’ll shake the branch for you
except i can’t see them, i’ll need a microscope, dude

your jokes are all the same, its just “fart, g*y, and poo”
do you think that the 3rd graders like your jokes too?
on second thought, they’re probably too old for that
they understand that you should be shot with a gat

when you finally kiss a girl, let me know when she cried
and when you finally touch a tit, tell the girl i said “hi!”
cuz i’m sure she’ll appreciate a d*ck twice your size

- medium neighbor lyrics

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