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naughty jedi - mc wreckshin lyrics

oh i saw what you did
i saw you molest all your neighbors
with a red light saber
you’s naughty…

bring a cheat
sheet when we meet
glue my feet
to a gl-ss of meat
i bring mur
you bring cancer
i bring frankincense
you bring contents
on how to de-
stroy my soul
you have dreams
of a glowing troll
you always lie
to you and i
you’s nothing but a
naughty jedi!

you steal teeth
from little willow
then put ’em all
under your pillow
then you wait
and m-st-rb-t-
as you contemplate
tooth fairy rape
here she c-ms
at the point of a gun
you just popped the cherry
of a little tooth fairy
you always lie
to you and i
you’s nothing but a
naughty jedi

oh and i saw what you did with that light saber
you didn’t even use any k-y
you’s naughty…

kiss my eye
oh you’re shy?
my mouth is
freakin bone dry
lemme get a sip
of your hair dye
lemme take a dip
in your spanish fly
did you ever make it
to senior high?
was your flag
indivisible by?
did you ever have
a pet fruit fly?
word up lady
hope we see eye to eye

your cat’s freakin freaky
he looks like a dashiki
worn by my brothers
in the time of toshiki
his eyes are big
and yours look leaky
put on a smile
then you’ll be cheeky
don’t worry lady
i’m just being geeky
i’ll give you a minute
and then we’ll be in it
like a sticky m-th-f-ckin
deep -ss tar pit
i’ll make you a sweater
it’ll be tightly knit
don’t put it on
when i’m about to commit
a m-th-f-ckin deed
that is mother wit
chill out lady
don’t throw a fit
i’m already done
cause i’m lickity split
word up.

- mc wreckshin lyrics

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