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the side quest--kirby's adventure - mc rikki lyrics

[kirby]

first you draw a circle
then you dot the eyes
add a great big smile
now it’s time to die!
it’s the tiny pink sphere
with them little red feet
it’s kirby b-tch, and i’m bringing the heat
suckin’ up enemies and takin’ their powers
i’m gonna save dream land, i’ll be done in an hour
keep pressing up and i fly over stuff
turnin enemies to fluff
as i suck ’em all up
dedede broke the star rod
and gave it to his friends
that fat mother fucker, he made the dreams end
gonna hunt down the pieces to bring the dreams back
whoever’s in my way is gonna turn into a snack!
so, i jump on this star, now it’s time to warp
gotta hit the first stage, got a 1 above the door
gotta suck someone up, and get their powers right quick
cuz to tell the truth, i kinda suck without it

[kirby]

(here we go!)

hey yo! vegetable valley, that’s my first destination
i gotta suck up this first guy, fire some beams at what i’m
facin’
just movin’ and smashin’, double tappin’ for dashin’
dream land’s never fucking seen this much action!
so, i spit out my beam power, and it turns into a star
cuz i’m done with that shit, it’s time to bring the spark
so, i scrunch up my face, and out they shoot
this power’s all i fuckin’ need to give these enemies the boot
least, that’s what i thought, until i find this shit
i spit fire in this game? it’s time to burn this b-tch!
to the ground, cuz kirby never fucks around
this area’s just about finished, got a boss to take down

[whispy woods]

what’s up b-tch, yeah, i’m the fuckin tree
you should think twice, before you start fuckin’ with me
drop apples on your head, that shit will make you dead
gonna teach you a lesson, in my forest you’re no threat

[kirby]

i don’t think so, big guy!
apples? fuck that! man, fire to the eye
what the hell, you’re a tree, you should just catch fire
you don’t matter, man, i’ll make you expire
i’m bringing the pain, call me kirby mcclane
cuz i die hard b-tch, your forest is lame
ha ha ha ha! take that!
you’re half dead man, i didn’t break a sweat!

[whispy woods]

what the fuck? you think i’m playing?
i was grown for kirby slaying
my apples will destroy you b-tch
i’m the tree you can’t be fuckin’ with
who the hell you think you are?
b-tch you ain’t no superstar
i’m the best, you can’t step up
i’m fucking sick of this shit, fuck!

[kirby]

whoa, man chill the fuck out!
oh, wait, you can’t, i spit fire from my mouth
i’mma burn you down, i’m playing pokemon rules
fire beats gr-ss

[whispy woods]

you’re such a tool!

[kirby]

i don’t care i can do what i want
i’m the star of this game no need to front
i’m bringin’ the track, i’m bringin’ the sk!ll
i don’t think you noticed, but i been standin’ still

[dedede]

what’s up b-tch, it’s king dedede
i don’t care that i stole this rhyme from the tree
i bring the hammer down, smash you into the ground
you ain’t got shit, you lil’ squishy pink clown
i’m twice your size, you ain’t ready for this
i’ll jump on ya head, and i’ll smash you to bits
suck you up and spit you out across the room
taste your own medicine, cuz it’ll be your doom

[kirby]

i jump out the way, man, it’s ok
suck up a star from your hammer, then i spit it in your face
try and run at me, and i’ll watch you trip
this all you got man? this ain’t shit
you’re easy to dodge it ain’t even funny
actually no, it’s kinda funny
look at you flailin’ around, who you callin a clown
you ain’t the king, i am and i’m takin you down

[dedede]

you can’t be serious, are you for real?
i’ll float around like a balloon then i’ll make you squeal
you’re pink like a pig, what the fuck are you anyway
i’m a penguin, you’re a ball, but you’re lookin’ kinda g-y
ground pound on your head, tryin’ to be like a yoshi
sayin’ that shit like it came before me
dream land is mine, who do you think you are?
this fountain’s my pool now, cuz i’m the star

[kirby]

you’ll fall down just like rest
you lookin’ tired man, take this star to the chest
now, give me the star rod, it’s time to hook up the dreams
cause i’m in this place, b-tch, i’m reigning supreme

[dedede]

wait, kirby, no, don’t put that shit back
trust me on this one or it’s gonna be bad

[kirby]

let go of me tubbs, i do what i want
i already beat you b-tch, get off god d-mnit!

(kirby puts the star rod back, and a dark ball comes out
dedede sucks up kirby and spits him into the sky after it)

[kirby]
what the hell, man, i thought i finished this shit
i guess dedede was right, who the fuck is this?
i’ve got the star rod, so to hell with it
here’s my shooting star man, time to rock this b-tch
everything’s moving fast, and i’m feeling kinda dizzy
got no time for this, cuz i’m way too busy
gotta knock this dude out, finally finish this game
he’ll be easy as the rest, cuz they’re all the same

[nightmare]

lookin like dracula with a big cleft chin
i’m so fuckin evil man, check out my grin
flyin around with my cape, cuz i think we’re in space
too powerful for you b-tch, get out my face!
i’m your worst nightmare, you can call me “nightmare”
worst thing ever, just like that rhyme there
keep jumpin around you don’t stand a chance
i’m teleportin’ all over the place so let’s dance

[kirby]

you can’t step up, so you’d better step back
i’ll just use the star rod to give you a smack
gonna fuck you up man, i run this track
gonna hit you with this star and bring the dreams back
so i think it’s just about time we finish
gotta save dream land, man, you know i’ll win this
i hit you in the face, go cry to your ma
scream all you want, b-tch, i win, ha ha!

(kirby’s victory tune plays)

win!

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