the gucci man - mc holiday lyrics
i’m here
i’m*
oh that’s the gucci guy!
the gucci man!
ohhh!
i’m here
i’m here
i’m here
[verse 1]
it was early one morning, first day of school
and i was in a rush to make the girlies drool
i had to be out the door in less than an hour
so i grabbed my gucci towel and i jumped in the shower
placed a bar of gucci soap in the palm of my hand
i only use the gucci bar ’cause i’m the gucci man
it was coming very close to 6:33
so i rinsed the soap off of my body
took my gucci towel and i dried myself off
slipped on my gucci underwear and then i broke north
into my room to find my fingernail clippers
sat on my bed, took off my gucci slippers
put my argyles on and grabbed my toothpaste
wrapped my gucci belt around me to keep my pants in place
back to the bathroom, that’s where i was headed
slipped on my lemon shirt and my bulky knit sweater
just a touch of cologne, not to knock someone out
with the smell because that’s not what it’s all about
jeans was hard to choose for another pair*a
looked at myself in my wall to wall mirror
while i was in the mirror i took off my frames
then i got my gucci brush and brushed in my waves
a single gold chain around my neck so i could look nice
put my gucci tie on, it’s not too tight
now i thought about the way i look to get [?]
picked up my brand new gucci briefcase and pulled off the price
i knew down at school i would be j*u*ice
took a last look, “are you ready?” quite
gucci man!
i’m here
gucci man!
i’m*
oh that’s the gucci guy!
the gucci man!
[verse 2]
walked out my house and guess what i saw
yes it was, it was her, the girl next door
she said “why go through the hassles of public transportation?
come to my house to get a real education”
in her eyes i could plainly see
that this girl clearly wanted me, gucci
so i took her offer into consideration
and went to her house without hesitation
when i walked inside it smelled like dead fishes
roaches crawling in the sink ’cause she forgot to do the dishes
from this smell you know i had to be free
i said to myself this is no place for me (gucci)
no offense, but this time i’ll pass
because the girls are fresher in my science class
so i told this girl that i would see her later
took two steps and dipped to the elevator
she chased me down the hall and pinned me to the walls
she was tall, the biggest girl i ever saw
i slipped away and kicked her in the shin
jumped in the elevator then
took a deep breath to clear my mind
but like lots of other girls she was almost my type
she was tall but fine, definitely a nine
but yo off the streets, a really good find
she was messy so we could not swing this time
speaking of which i checked my watch for the time
then it dawned on me as i reached the first floor
gucci, you graduated the year before
gucci man!
gucci man!
gu*gu gucci man!
he’s a gucci man!
gu*gu gucci man!
are you ready? quite
scratching is up
scratching is up
[verse 3]
one day i went to the ill part of town
yes, i went to brooklyn to check the sound
it was late in the evening and getting dark
i stepped off the d train at prospect park
i walked up the hill and to my dismay
i was lost in the park, i had gone the wrong way
i saw some ladies and asked directions
they treated me like a soldier in inspection
they looked me down and up and up and down
“hey, sl!ck i think you’re in the wrong part of town”
they said “wait a minute before you go
there’s just one thing that we’ve got to know
“are those gucci sneakers? they look so cute
is that a gucci hat and a gucci suit?”
i said “yes, baby dolls, i don’t mean to brag
but this is even a genuine gucci bag”
they said they hoped no trouble has been given
all they needed to know how i was living
that sounded strange and to my surprise
one of the girls pulled out a big .45
i tried to break out, they said don’t be cute
we don’t wanna put a hole in the gucci suit
so they took my suit right off my back
they even took my gucci sneakers and my gucci hat
then one of them said “hey sl!ck, don’t feel bad
we’re even gonna take your genuine gucci bag”
so here they left me with no gear
all i had left was my gucci underwear
i came to chill, this was not the plan
i was stuck out there, i was in a jam
there was nothing i could do, so i just ran
oh well, it’s h*ll being the gucci man
hey check out that dude in his underwear!
ohh!
thank you
thank you
thank you
gucci man!
gu*gu gucci man!
thank you
thank you
he was a gucci man!
gu*gu gucci man!
gucci man!
gu*gu gucci man!
he was a gucci man!
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