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the monkey song - mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

[hook]
i’m screaming, “oo ah*ah*ah!”
got a banana for your monkey
[2x]

[verse 1]
when i wake up, your ass is riding my sh*t
i’m like, “no! fruity pebbles first! get up off of it!”
you start looking up at me but with your brown eye
and i know i ain’t going anywhere but deeper inside
oh, i throw back a pack of red bulls
keep my energy up
‘cause you know i ain’t going anywhere ‘till it’s time for lunch
and i am hungry as f*ck
but i am also in love
with the way your b*tthole suck my d*ck on up

[chorus]
i’m screaming, “oo ah*ah*ah!”
got a banana for your monkey!
you can take your pants off if you ready for the funk
i’m like, “oh, my god!”
got me acting like a junkie
got me scratching at my veins when i’m looking at your b*tt
you be like, “boom shakalaka!”
you be casting spells on me
tryna make me fall in love with your big*ass booty
i’m like, “roof, roof”
got a bone i gotta hide
and i am scratching at your doggy door like
“let me inside!”
[verse 2]
i’m all like, “baa, b*tch!”
is your booty a sheep?
‘cause your b*tt hair is so nice and soft
it must be made of fleece
sit on my face please
‘till i’m tasting your gizzards
make your clothes drop off like the skin of a lizard
boy, is your *n*s a wizard?
‘cause it is magic as h*ll
if humping on you is a hate crime
oh, then send me to jail!
you know, your mama might as well just give me the chair
‘cause ain’t no prison gonna keep me from that fine*ass derrière
you heard me?

[chorus]
i’m screaming, “oo ah*ah*ah!”
got a banana for your monkey!
you can take your pants off if you ready for the funk
i’m like, “oh, my god!”
got me acting like a junkie
got me scratching at my veins when i’m looking at your b*tt
you be like, “boom shakalaka!”
you be casting spells on me
tryna make me fall in love with your big*ass booty
i’m like, “roof, roof”
got a bone i gotta hide
and i am scratching at your doggy door like
“let me inside!”
[verse 3]
you be like, “slow down, baby!”
i be like, “the f*ck?”
i ain’t tryna get my cuddle on ‘till i get in your b*tt
oh, yeah i guess i’m a sl*t
but i’m just tryna be me!
you got my w*lly captivated and it’s tryna be free
why do you take it so slow?
don’t you know sloth is a sin?
you’re asking, “what would jesus do?”
well, he would let me stick it in!
and he like, “uh*huh, you right”
but b*tch, i already know!
you ate so many of my babies, it’s a daycare in your throat!
[loud belch]

[chorus]
i’m screaming, “oo ah*ah*ah!”
got a banana for your monkey!
you can take your pants off if you ready for the funk
i’m like, “oh, my god!”
got me acting like a junkie
got me scratching at my veins when i’m looking at your b*tt
you be like, “boom shakalaka!”
you be casting spells on me
tryna make me fall in love with your big*ass booty
i’m like, “roof, roof”
got a bone i gotta hide
and i am scratching at your doggy door like
“let me inside!”
[bridge]
you know that you’re just like a mirror
‘cause i see myself in you
and there’s no telling what my genital snd your *n*s could do!
you know that our love is true
yeah, you ain’t gotta sleep on it
‘cause you know that if you like it you should put a ring on it!
i’m talking about a c*ck ring, b*tch
‘cause we’re gonna be going about 35*45 rounds, you heard me?
i ain’t stopping ‘till there’s no skin left on my d*ck
[loud spit]
let’s go!

- mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

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