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the homewrecker's anthem - mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

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[verse 1]
i saw your boyfriend yesterday
you know, i think he’s kinda cute
i’m thinking maybe that i might have to
sn*tch him from you

‘cause it’s a hobby of mine
and it’s one i don’t regret
don’t move your home into my neighborhood
‘cause it’ll get wrecked

and i don’t give a d*mn that
you’re my best friend, girl
because i’m digging heavy
into your man, girl

and when i look over at him
you know, i just get a sense
that to this day he hasn’t
properly busted yet

so when we’re hanging out one minute
and then i’m not around
and then you notice that your boyfriend
is nowhere to be found
don’t put your ear up to the bathroom
unless you want to hear the sound
of your boy layin’ on his back
while i’m layin’ the monkey down

and don’t act like you’re all mad at me
or get in a huff
it’s not my fault that ninety percent of men
dream of this stuff

so ‘fore you run up to my face
all like accusin’ me
just shut your mouth up, baby mama
‘cause here’s what i’ve gotta say:

[chorus]
oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money
oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money!

[verse 2]
step back!
don’t want you stinking up my aura
‘cause i’m keeping it clean
for when your man is coming over

i am lightin’ h*lla candles
just to set the mood
because in fifteen minutes time
your man is gonna be nude

so, baby mama, step outside a second
just take a breath
i mean, there’s many men out there
i haven’t got to steal yet
and i am sure you’re the kind of girl
they wanna get with
i mean, when you’re in line for me
you tend to get a little desperate

and if i was straight
i’d be a f*cking chick magnet
if your man was a girl
she would be eight months pregnant

you know it’s not my fault that your
relationship is stagnant
i just happen to be the best thing
since sliced bread

girl, aw, i hear you
you think i’m full of myself
and i can tell you’re jealous
it’s something that i can tell

but i am not the only one
you know that it’s true
hey, girl, the internet will tell you
your man’s full of me, too!

[chorus]
oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money!

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money!

[verse 3]
and as of late, there has been speculation
i might be a wizard
because every wish i’ve listed
your boyfriend has delivered

i just snap my f*cking fingers
and he’s up in my bed
oh, i just snap ‘em one more time
and i am gettin’ some head!

snap, snap: he’s doing dishes
snap: he’s paying my rent
snap: he’s painting portraits of me
snap: he’s calling me his boyfriend

snap: he’s charging credit cards
and buyin’ me things
oh, snap! he just bought me a house
and (snap!) a diamond ring!

girl, but it hasn’t been magic
i’ve chosen to employ
and i ain’t doing it on purpose
it’s all up to your boy

you say i’m disrespectful, guilty
i’m a thiever of men
but i say, “b*tch, i’m just incredible!
i’m sorry, i can’t help it!”

and don’t get mad at me
like i am stealing your stuff
or i’ll be getting charged on violence
when the cops show up

this isn’t between you and me
no, it’s just me and your man!
while you’re at home with your stuffed animals
i’ll be on tv rappin’

[coda]
i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money!

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

oh, i can’t help that i’m so cute
i can’t help that i’m so funny
i can’t help that i’m so famous
and got lots and lots of money

- mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

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