kingdom farts - mc chris lyrics
i’m a dank burner ’cause i’m earnin’ some bank.
no one to spend it on because i ain’t got a mate,
so i put it in my system where i procrastinate
playin’ games of video, i’m sure that you can relate.
i like hack-n-slash, fps, my favorite’s third person.
shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion.
mixin’ up the herbs, weapon upgrades,
use the silencer if that sh-t’s on fade.
reside in a hazy hobbit hole, i never vamanos.
my best friend’s papa john and the noid from domino’s.
sometimes i skip a shower, i smell like a stinky toad.
every console you can think of on the brink of jericho.
i would never buy a gun, i would never take a life
but i’ll snipe you in the eye if i see that you’re online.
i’m a kinda quiet guy ’cause i’m always in my mind.
i would say give me a try if i ever went outside.
home alone on my throne, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
home alone on my thrown, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
dinin’ on some deep dish, listin’ to cheap trick,
live this life of chronic, life aquatic made me seasick.
on my wii or my 3 or my 3-6.
cross-legged, playin’ bongos like a beatnik.
i’m gettin’ baked with solid snake and ratchet and clank.
pot with ocelot ’cause he’s got the mad dank.
we’re drinkin’ sunny d ’cause the purple stuff’s rank.
we never step outside, sun exposure’s unsafe.
i’m not a party guy unless it’s mario party time.
i’d rather kill some zombie army guys while playin’ r.e. 5
or the second god of war or the first half-life 2.
now roll up the blunt with my degree from nyu.
i got the game thumb, the bas-m-nt’s the place to be.
president’s daughter has been kidnapped and it’s up to me.
in my pixelated palace, there’s a policy:
if the world hangs in the balance, you best call mc!
home alone on my throne, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
home alone on my thrown, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
“…do you want to play again?”
home alone on my throne, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
home alone on my thrown, everywhere i go i own.
i’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
i’ve been down with bootin’ up since sierra games.
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