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badass - mc chris lyrics

[intro]
this song goes out to all you motherf-ckin b-tches out there
that be thinkin some sh-t, f-ck you motherf-ckers!
yeah, motherf-ckin yeah!
f-ck yeah!

[verse]
i never carry a gun, i just carry my tongue
when it’s not knee deep in pork it’s acidic and forked
i’d mission abort, don’t need no permission to start
rip apart every synapse and spark ’til you’re clutchin your heart
playin mario kart with wesley clark
make like corey hart and wear my shades when it’s dark
don’t retort or remark, you’ll get dizzy g cheeks
with a mouth full of fart {-chris makes a fart sound-}
i’m slaughter comma sarge, a.k.a. commissar
ballin like stalin from u.s.s.r
sh-t’s so fluid so far, thanks to matt on guitar
yo dj, take ’em to the part where i turn rap into art

yeah, motherf-cker check this sh-t out

[hook]
i’m a bad-ss, i ain’t gonna f-ckin spell it
i get up on the mic and then i f-ckin yell it
no need to embellish, i’m selfishly h-llish
equatorial insect repellent, the likes of which you never dealt with
motherf-cker

[outro]
yeah motherf-ckers!
you think i’m f-ckin kiddin?
f-ck all you d-cks that were givin me sh-t, screw you
especially my two older brothers
i’m never gonna forgive you guys for givin me all them noogies, and wedgies
f-ck that sh-t, that sh-t wasn’t cool
and all those guys in junior high that were makin fun of me
cause i got caught m-st-rbatin at that birthday party
f-ck you guys, you guys are f-ckin -ssh0l-s
i hope you get cancer of the d-ck
and everybody in high school that makes fun of me
just cause i was too asthmatic to play ultimate frisbee
and i had to sit on the bench the whole time
and read f-ckin books about narnia, f-ck you guys
and all those colleges that didn’t accept me
my parents got me a tutor so i’ll see you b-tches next year
word i’m out!

- mc chris lyrics

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