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c.h.a.v - mc burberry lyrics

[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[verse 1]
now shorty she’s on the street
she’s beggin for ciggies
just for a laugh, i’ll offer half and probably get a quickie
when she’s not looking when we’re f*****
then i’ll nick her phone
it’s not looking well
i couldn’t sell this sh** in done ‘n’ bone
i spit a couple bars mate
and then bi**hes love me
cos i’ve always got a different car
and i’m hard as rugby
plus i’m dead fit
and ya bird’s admitted it
my d**k’s so big
it needs a girth certificate
she likes me rhymes
she likes me jokes
she likes me wi**y too
don’t stress, we’ll both get dressed
and then i’ll send her back to you
i didn’t figure it’d bother you
i’m gettin head
but i did figure it’d bother you it’s in your bed
look, i don’t give a f**k
i’m goin on a maccies run
is she allowed to come with? or shall i put me trackies on?
you think this is me being ‘cheeky’?
then you’ve obviously never met a
c.h.a.v (d**khead)
[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[verse 2]
i’m bout to nick ya tv
and this clubland cd
from 2000 and 3
it’s as nostalgic as me
p*ssin neighbors off with beats
nickin trainers off ya feet
and then selling ’em for w**d
i’m a
c.h.a.v
and don’t get friendly with me
unless you are sniffin beak
and you offer me a key
then i’ll be your bestie
roll in the nova with me
we can cruise in qp
or tw*t geeks
in the backstreets
like a
t.h.u.g
girl, we could pop a can of stella and have a h*ll of a laugh
and if ya fella want to yell well then i’ll ram his head up his a**
i can tell you’re under me spell and ya want me to bend ya in half
that h***y look is a guaranteed suck, f**k, and then a massage
this love could be never*endin
well, depending on what ya benefits are…
if it’s a universal credit and you’ll share it with me
well then we’ll go far
and if you get pregnant
aww we’ll be rich as s**t!
and i’ll finally be able to get them 110’s
sick!
[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[verse 3]
i told you all before
i’m always on the rob
and i might bend ya head back if ya look a n0b
i holla at a goth till i got ’em goin spaztic
he’s got on doctor martins
me, i got on reebok classics
i’m shoppin for a hoodie
nickin cos it’s cheaper
and if he tries to bug me
then i’ll beat up the shopkeeper
bargains come and go
any stealing scally knows
if i want it then i’ll take it right under ya f****n nose
grass on me ya d**khead
and don’t worry you’ll get your receipt
it ain’t got a barcode
just some a**hole gettin full*on beat
the last b*st*rd who tried to pull a fast one got slapped up too
don’t make me beat you down to then upload it for me snapchat crew
look, i’ll empty your pockets and you take the watch off ya wrist
leather straps?
get f**ked, there’s no profit to this
how am i gonna get rich?
i ain’t workin bi**h
awwww ya got 110’s on
sick
[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[chorus]
i dunno what you’ve heard about me
but the police wanna lock up burberry
i’ll rob your car
your house
and jewellery
cause i’m a motherf****n
c.h.a.v

[outro]
in the chav business
they say:
”don’t leave your doors unlocked then anyone can consider themselves as a welcome guest”
now in the car business, they say:
”if ya find any keys in an ignition, it means you’re well*hung and blessed”
and in the restaurant business, they say:
”all you can eat”
but they don’t actually say
”all you can eat here in this restaurant”
so i just like, stuff me f****n pockets and take loads home and smash it later when i’m on the f****n munchies

haha
d**khead

- mc burberry lyrics

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