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discombobulatorbubalator - mc breeze lyrics

[verse 1]
every morning i wake up i eat captain crunch
i eat the same thing for dinner and the same
for lunch
they call it captain crunch ut i can’t tell
cause every time i eat it it’s soggy as h-ll
one particular morning after washing my bowl
threw on my tailor mad sweat suit and all my
gold
threw on my adidas sneekers called boulevards
and got my only transportation my transp-ss card
i went down stairs and i kicked the cat
i’d leave him alone if he caught some rats
me and the cat we don’t get alone
i used to have a hamster and now he’s gone
well any way back to the day
i had to get my self together and be on my way
i had to run back up stairs to get my keys
cause i can see me now tonight saying let me
in please
i got my keys now that was it
i went done stairs now this is serious sh-t
the got d-mn cat was on the kitchen stove
i crawled on the floor in my nice clean clothes
i swung at the cat tried to break his jaw
but he was to fast and scrated me with his paw
th itty bitty kitty cat hurt my pride
so i took the itty bitty cat outside
started spinnig around thought what’s the use
i threw the f-cking caton the got danm roff

[chorus 1]
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
yak yaaaaaaaaaa
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
yak yaaaaaaaaaa
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
yak yaaaaaaaaaa
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
yak yaaaaaaaaaa

[verse 2]
litte jack h-rner sat down in a corner…
writing on the wall
his mother came smacked him in the back of
his head and said you have no sense at all
he fell to the floor and picked himself up
she said get out he said what the f-ck
i’m 18 now i’m almost grown
i think it’s bout time for me to be on my own
he got his fila sneeks and giorgio cologne
rusoleum paint and commenced to leave home
despite of the fact that he was a tad needy
he took up a life of writing graffitti
on the side wall of al’s kitchen
on the b force bar and grill
he even put burners in dc
even didit on capital hill
now he’s up in the big league
serving his time for that
getting screwed in the b-tt
everyday in the week
and you know something wrong with that

[chorus 2]
dicombobulatorbubalator
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
dicombobulatorbubalator
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[verse 3]
chinese food can be real swell
if you can go in the place and stand the smell
everything smells exactly the same
they just switch it around and change the name
beef yock chow main and egg foo young
they call it chop suey but it’s chopped dog
tounge
sodas taste like shrimp fried rice
and the candy bars are cold as ice
they sell everything from snickers to herr’s
when they k!ll the cats what do they do with
the furs
chinese food scares the sh-t out of me
but it really doesn’t matter when i get hungry
about one oclock i had a stomach ache
so i went up on the ave to get a pepper steak
i didn’t feel like being rude so i ordered nice
he acted like he didn’t here me so i ordered
twice
he said five twenty nine i reached for my money
i thought to my self this ch-nk talks funny
do you want a soda wit cha order
the chinese sound just like a tape recorder
i said that’s ok i’m on a diet
and a soda from here you know i won’t buy it
he got mad as h-ll started turning red
i couldn’t understand a word he said

[chorus 3]
he said chi ca chi cu cu chi ca chi chi
chu ca chu ca chi cha chiu ca chi chi
shuca shuca chi ca chi ca chi chi
chu ca chu ca chi cha chiu ca chi chi

[verse 4]
i said hold up a minute your talking to fast
i’ll break this gl-ss and kick your d-mn -ss
oh no you won’t do nothing to me
cause i’m the first cousin of a bruce lee
that bruce lee sh-t don’t really mean nothing
you see he’s six underground in a d-mn coffin
you oriental brothers think your art is full
proof i’ll
pull my forty five out and shoot the sh-t
out of you
right about then he started talking bull sh-t
with my chinese style i can stop a d-mn bullet
so i reached into my draws pull out my forty
five
that’s when the whole chinese joint came alive
oh my budda i apologize
tears were coming from the chinese eyes
i said look you ch-nk you d-mn food stink
you gone talk some some sh-t to me cause i
want nothing to drink
give my pepper steak to somebody else
because a grown d-mn man shouldn’t sh-t on
himself

- mc breeze lyrics

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