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moe solo - maxwell dziabis lyrics

[moe]
russell founded this here circus back in nineteen ninety*five
he led with generosity, integrity, and drive
he paid us out of pocket when our proceeds took a dive
for cast and crew
it’s what he’d do
to keep the dream alive

here at the circus
it’s the berry big circus
and you know your friend moe has the scoop
i won’t clown around as i tell you ’bout the folks
around the
dear departed leader of our little circus troupe

[maya fey, spoken]
he sounds like such a nicе guy! why would someone want to k!ll him?

[moe, spoken]
not a clue. hе treated us all like family

[phoenix wright, spoken]
speaking of family: his daughter, regina? is she always so… cheerful?

[moe, spoken]
you don’t know the half of it!
[sung]
regina’s been performing ever since she was so small
she learned to do a somersault before she learned to crawl
so maybe that’s the reason when reality does call
read my lips, she ain’t equipped
to handle it at all!

her world’s a circus
it’s the berry big circus
and regina’s always been here since her youth
she’s got her head in the clouds
she’s our darling sp*cy starlet and the
daughter of the
dear departed leader of our little circus troupe

[spoken]
that whole thing about people becoming stars? she really believes it, has her whole life

[maya fey, spoken]
i didn’t know this circus was so old! i only heard about it a year ago!

[moe, spoken]
hate to say it, but that’s because of max

[phoenix wright, spoken]
“hate to say it”?
[maya fey, spoken]
if he made the circus popular, shouldn’t you be grateful to him?

[moe, spoken]
welllll…. let me put it this way… do you know what you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

[maya fey, spoken]
ooh! i know this one! a flat miner!

[moe]
max had acts that wowed the crowd with all the latest trends
and not unlike his magic tricks we watched our fame ascend
there’s just a little issue with which we must now contend
i’m ‘fraid his head
is bigger than
an elephant’s rear end

[maya fey, spoken]
okay, so he’s a little rude. that isn’t enough reason to think he would k!ll somebody!

[moe]
no you see ’cause then last night
we finished up our practice just a little after ten
when out of nowhere max just smacks our puppeteer named ben
russell in a fury called him to his office then…
i don’t know ’cause
our boss he was
not seen alive again
[phoenix wright, spoken]
so the last person seen with the victim was our client…who had just gotten done attacking someone else. that’s not great for us

[moe]
that’s the circus
it’s the berry big circus
a somewhat controversial group
sometimes tensions grow when you have to do a show
with the dummy and the diva who’s enamoured with
our darling sp*cy starlet who’s the daughter of the
dear departed leader of our little circus troupe

[maya fey]
and a partridge in a pear tree!

[phoenix wright, spoken]
maya, be serious

[maya fey, spoken]
i am serious!

[moe, spoken]
well, hi serious, i’m moe! ha! ha!

[phoenix wright, spoken]
right. so, what about you, moe? i take it you’ve also been with the circus for a long time?

[moe, spoken]
what about…me?

[phoenix wright, spoken]
oh, and nope, shouldn’t have asked…

[moe]
they say that comedy is tragedy plus time
but if that’s the case then i must be a riot
nowadays, kids don’t want puns and pies
i spill my guts and yet the crowd is quiet

i have to laugh, at my own jokes
close the curtain, take a bow, that’s all folks
the last resort of a fool in decline
knowing i can’t compete with the movies, and tv, and
video game musicals online!

because it’s the…
circus, it’s the berry big circus
so welcome! willkommen! bienvenue!
enjoy the show, i hope you’ll like to get to know the
down on his luck clown who has to hack it with the
dummy and the diva who’s enamoured with our
darling sp*cy starlet who’s the daughter of the
dear departed leader of our little circus troupe!
ah*cha!

- maxwell dziabis lyrics

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