stan matt the cat this is a shitpost - matt the cat lyrics
matt the cat x buster * stan matt the cat this is a sh*tpost
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[verse 1; matt the cat]
british mummerf*ckers be like suck your mom, i’m from alabama so i already did
getting a private dance from this latina hooker, i f*ck your mom she sound like a p**per
your mom a cute f*ck
your mom a cute b*tch
your mom so cute i think i’m gonna cum
but oh sh*t she cute
i gotta go now
babe, i’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. it’s me, i’m omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa
if it hadn’t been for this cotton eyed hoe i’d bе nonvirgin a long time ago what did i cum on where’d my babies go what did i cum on where’d this cotton eyed hoe go
[verse 2; buster]
p*n*s wiener, wiener c*ck, when my sister walks in, i go “f*ck”, because i nut. yo mama so black, eiffel tower, f*ck her in the ass while in the shower. big buster b*lls in your mouth, tender b*lls, i want to f*ck you in the *rs*. buster buster buster buster buster. p*n*ses in my mouth, l!ck them until they *rg*sm in my mouth. i love cummies, in my tummy. i hate commies, f*ck communism. ted bundy is my dad
[verse 3; matt the cat]
“you are what you eat” lol guess i’m your moms p*ssycoochie then
le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface le trollface suck suck suck suck suck i f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck your daddy’s cummy wummies suck a combuster i bust for buster he’s hot and he’s g*y or is he i don’t know f*ck your grandma in the snow cause i gave his d*ck a blow
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