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cider bros unite - matt storer lyrics

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whenever i buy a cider
i get side*eye
it’s like i’m not one of the guys
they think since my drink came from a tree my d*ck shrinks
i’m a femme delicate lady

why?

i like my pint a mite fruity
don’t require tights and two b00bies
i want it sweeter as it goes down
don’t prefer she/her pr*nouns

why act cruel at the bar for?
swilling rotten apples that’s hardcore
won’t catch me dead necking liquid bread
my drink’s like marriage sweet but no head

so cool the abusе
still one of the dudes as i pour a quart of thе naughty juice
just let me sip a tipple o’ the citrus (ahh)
without questioning my masculine interests

hoist your choice of poison
loud and wonky
i’m one of the boys
next round’s on me

- matt storer lyrics

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