mygrandmahadastroke! - martinthesoccermom lyrics
{intro}—
ayy ayy
my grandma had a stroke!
{lyrics}
(martin verse 1:)
heck frick my cat falls on my bed (yuh)
then my dresser talks to my laptop then they dead (yuh)
i got mice in my shoes then my dresser goes achoo
then my grandma has a stroke then she seizures on the ground
(jamesthesciencesped verse 2:)
i got mice in my shoes then my dresser goes achoo
then my grandma has a stroke
then she seizures at the school
then i go to the zoo and i f-ck all the moose
then i l!ck your grandma’s poo and it taste like years old soup
(martin verse 3:)
you know that she
dont have life alert
no she doesnt
oh yeah you know that i be smokin’ all that gr-ss
baby be slurpin’ though on that brim
yes she do
she likes my stew
yes she does
she slurps it like my cous’
she likes jelly (yuh)
right on her pb&j (ay)
right on her bread (ay)
this sh-t ain’t s-xual (ay)
i ain’t g-y but i kiss my homies good night ayy
baby oh yes (yes)
914
(jamesthesciencesped verse 4:)
you know martin is a g-y
but i suck him anyway
his p-ssy is so gray
it smells like olay
(martin verse 4.5:)
yes 914
(jamesthesciencesped verse 5:)
you know martin is a g-y
but i suck him anyway
his p-ssy is so gray
it smells like olay
keep it real with me
while im spanking my big meat
it smells like two feet
and im eating her big cheeks (ay)
(martin verse 6:)
grandma having a stroke ayyyyy
grandma sh-tting on the carpet gang!
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