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hey santa - martin bros lyrics

hey santa

(verse one)
on christmas eve i stayed awake
trying to see the red, fat man
jingle bells and rotten smells
santa is his name
i knew what i wanted
i could picture it so clear
when morning struck
i’d had enough
i bolted down the stairs
bottles, cans and a bag of rubbish that is what i saw
i could’ve k!lled the old idiot
nothing there was worth my time
except a slab of beer
with a letter taped on
that said
get off your b*tt
go on shut up
i was fuming at the old fat man
stricken down with rage

(chorus)
hey, santa
hey, santa
your a dirty worthless rat
hey, santa
hey, santa
i hope you don’t come back
cause if you do
i’ll come see you
and throw you off the roof
how bout you stop watching little kids sleep
and go back to the north pole

(verse 2)

where was mrs clause last night
that’s right, sleeping in my room
santa clause thats what happens when you only come once a year
maybe if you treated your wife with a little bit more respect
she wouldn’t need to come to me
for a night she’d never forget

(chorus 2)

hey, santa
hey, santa
stop being such a tw*t
hey, santa
hey, santa
don’t touch my bl**dy cat
hey santa
hey santa
your a useless messed up slob
hey santa
hey santa
you can shove my tree right up your fat ass

(outro)

when you come next christmas
if my presents aren’t with you
i’ll hunt you down
and sock ya
and your nose will be redder than rudolfs
so sleep with one eye open
cause santa i’m coming for you

- martin bros lyrics

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