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what i found in the back of my fridge - marshal keep lyrics

[verse 1]
i found some parmesan, some lemon juice
spaghetti sauce, where chester’s gesture sire sauce and yogurt that i didn’t eat, eggs that i didn’t beat
various jars of mysterious liquids and feta that just smells wrong

[chorus]
these are all things i have found in the back of my fridge
(i didn’t know i had teriyaki sauce?)
i said i would use them but i never did
(why is there an empty plate in here?)
don’t wanna throw them out ’cause that’d be a wastе so all they do is take up sp*ce

[verse 2]
barbеcue sauce, i think these are beans
sriracha i bought in 2015
several ends of bread
half a moldy onion
and empty bottle of wine and a single english m*ffin
wheat germ, what the h*ll is wheat germ? when in my life did i have the need for wheat germ?
mayonnaise that quite possibly might be alive and my friend jim, who still owes me a five

[chorus]
these are all things i have found in the back of my fridge
(what’s an udon noodle?)
i said i would use them, but i never did
(this note says “help me because i’m trapped in the refrigerator factory”)
i don’t want to throw them out ’cause that’d be a waste
so all they do is take up sp*ce
[verse 3]
two types of relish
my old credit card
maple syrup, baby carrots
an entire pound of lard
dijon mustard that went bad last year, a lemon i don’t want to use because of fear
ranch, uh ranch, i*i don’t even like ranch (ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch) fresh, ranch

[verse 4]
there’s a colony of gnomes in the back of the fridge
i can’t make them leave so i guess that’s where they live
they’ve made me their god, i’m the ruler above, i still can’t find the cream
so i guess i’ll buy some more… (sigh)

[chorus]
these are all things i have found in the back of my fridge
(i just wanna drink my coffee man!)
i said i would use them, but i never did
(i*i refuse to use milk)
don’t wanna throw them out ’cause that’d be a waste, so all they do is take up sp*ce. (sigh)

- marshal keep lyrics

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