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guy town - mark rivers, jerry minor, jason mantzoukas & marvin robinson lyrics

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[dialogue]
nick: jay, this place is a total bummer
jay: are you kidding me?

[verse 1]
there’s a place i know
where the dudes all go
where there’s no female scorn and hassle
it’s a bachelor’s dream
every man is a king
of his one*room sh*g*rug castle

we’ve got booze and lube and lexapro
we don’t need the outside world
and a s*x position topiary garden
where every bush is girl*on*girl

[chorus]
we’re talking about guy town
it’s a bachelor’s stay*cation
guy town
a testosterone celebration
guy town
we’re a lonely dude nation
guy town
forget your woes
embrace the bros
in guy town!

[verse 2]
now you can do as you please
hang your b*lls in the breeze
free of society’s uptight gaze
i lived here in 1971
and saw more shaft than isaac hayes!
you can barcalounge
by the swimming pool
don’t mind the sheen of sweat and p*b*s
just be careful of the p*n*s worms
(p*n*s worms) hey, even we’re all dudes!

[chorus 2]
because we’re in guy town
a bro*topia sensation
guy town
a divorcee plantation
guy town
it’s a player’s coronation
lose the ring and
live the dream
in guy town!

- mark rivers jerry minor jason mantzoukas marvin robinson lyrics

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