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dave the coorb - mark prindle lyrics

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his name was johnny mcfarts
he went up
the wazoo
he became a turtles nose
when he didn’t nose
the man did the dude thing
and sharted on my sofa
i had to clean it for years
i don’t want poo stains

he was the guy who downloaded the best flashlight app
he was big and dumb and had a gold bum
it was heavy, heavier than the wind
just like good ol’ dave said as he jumped out of a fifteen story window while holding a shoe that supposedly had a parachute in it but didn’t
he made a big “splapp” and climbed up to doo*doo it again
but then he didn’t because he realized he had been eaten by an aarvark

- mark prindle lyrics

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