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brutus vs antony - marcus brutus, mark antony, the plebians lyrics

narrator:
yo, we art at caesar’s funeral. the big dog was murd’r’d by memb’rs of the senate, enwheeling marcus brutus. this is mark antony, a medievel frat knave, distraught by caesar’s demise. brutus and antony art on the battleth field tonight! but those gents do not yield swords, they yield rhymes. rap battle, marcus brutus vs mark antony!

verse one:

brutus:
yo, respectable brutus here
caesar is what rome hadst to fear
our intentions weren’t poor
we didn’t love caesar less, we loved rome more
fellow citizens, here’s our home
but mine julius is dang’rous to dram rome
being a friend of caesar was my honor
but my homie wast high*sighted so he’s a goner
i assure yond rome wouldst beest a little sadder
if caesar did climb yond ambition’s ladder
pauseth bef’re i drop the beat
so ev’ryone can talk and yell and bleat
prechorus one:

plebians:
wow, guys, we should hark to homeslice
caesar wasn’t very nice

brutus:
i’ll doth my wondrous to rule (woo hoo!)
if’t i am c’rrupt, thee can paunch me too!

chorus one:

plebians:
brutus is right man, thou cannot lie
we loveth are state so he hadst to die
caesar made us very meek
but we nay longeth’r can turn the other cheek

brutus:
we alloweth antony to say his peace
about wherefore caesar was deceased
i wilt wend i has’t to flee
so the plebians can hear antony’s plea

verse two:
antony:
humble brutus claims caesar was driven
tell that to all the poor was given
’tis true, brutus was very nice
but did he forget caesar refused the crown thrice?
hast thee f’rgottn the captives in rome
because of caesar, those gents madeth home
brutus and the gang are honorable lads
but they k!lled my homeboy caesar, and they made me sad
homies, lov’rs, prithee beest still
or i won’t be able to read caesar’s will
caesar didn’t deserve to die
now i must pause ’cause i hadst to cry

prechorus two:

plebians:
mine own god, guys, his eyes art red
he’s so fell ’cause his bro is dead

antony:
the oth’r conspirators made him bawl
but brutus had the unkindest cut of all

chorus two:
antony:
behold at his stab wonds, wast did treat like a hound

plebians:
he didn’t deserve it, he wasn’t coequal crown’d

antony:
fellows, i don’t want to be a hater
brutus and his boys totes aren’t traitors
understand, they are honorable men

plebians:
but those dawgs hurt my homie (amen!)
no, those guys aren’t good!
we gotta get them out of the neighborhood!

bridge:

antony:
oh, the will, what he gave
even after the grave
won’t thou liketh to hear the will i mentioned?

plebians:
yes we do, antony!

antony:
so please, pay attention!
75 drachmas for all my boyz, he wrote
and his gardens and harbors on this little note

plebians:
yeah, bro, caesar’s really cool
brutus and cassius drool!

final chorus:

plebians:
brutus and his brother commited treason
and thou hadst done it for a foolish reason
caesar loved the romans, that gent cared for the poor
but they hath k!lled our dog so we must wend to civil war

antony:
plebians, you aren’t stones or blocks

plebians:
caesar gave us some dough, and walks
brutus might’ve k!lled him, but it’s his loss
we’ll avenge caesar’s death and show him who’s boss

antony wins the rap battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

- marcus brutus mark antony the plebians lyrics

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