the truth about dragons - marc gunn lyrics
a dragon is not a big lizard with wings
despite what some people may say
look at the size of my cranium, dude!
i’ve a brain half as big as l.a
if you set me a puzzle or a problem to solve
it will take only instants to do
and i’ve written a treatise on immanuel kant
between giving kids tours at the zoo
i could beat your best man in a battle of wits
with half of my brain drunk on ale
i’ve more smarts in one fang than you have in your head
and that doesn’t add in the tail
i’ve a doctorate in business, another in law
and i taught for a while at the u
but school was a bore so i opened a store
and it’s made me a millionaire too
so, yeah, i’ve got gold, and a few gems around
but i keep the bulk stashed in cds
i’ve more wealth it is true than trump or gore do
but i don’t plan to share with you fleas
my cave has the latest in surveillance, you see
i’ve cameras, and lasers galore
and whenever i fear someone’s on their way here
i put in a few dozen more
the next time you think that a dragon’s fair game
when you’re looking for something to steal
remember that i am real good with traps
and it’s probably less than ideal
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