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pan-galactic gargle blaster - marc gunn lyrics

the pan*galactic gargle blaster
t’s the drink i never could master
it’s like having your brains smashed out by a lemon
wrapped ’round a gold brick
the pan*galactic gargle blaster
just one look i’m off the wagon faster
it’s like a mugging, a beating, a kick in the head
i’m broke and i wish i were dead

i’ve hitchhiked intergalactic super highways
the bypass, back roads, all along the byways
at every stop, at every bar
the pan*galactic gargle blaster hits me like a car
i’ve had porters, stouts, alеs and lagers
rum, coke whiskey and lots of jagеr
i’ve had 42 different kinds of wine
but there’s only one drink to unhinge my mind

it’s got that ol’ janx spirit juice from a bottle
pour into one measure of santraginus seawater
i’d make another gallon if i could remember how it went
but the last time i drank it, i lost 3 months rent
the whales, the dolphins, the mices, too
they all know about this brew
the vogon warn about it in their verse
but, of the two, i’m not sure which is worse
so all you hitchhikers take my advice
don’t drink it once, don’t drink it twice
if you drink it at all, drink it very carefully
though if you drink it all, you’ll die quite cheerfully!

- marc gunn lyrics

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