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ash vs red rap battle - mandjtv pokévids lyrics

[intro]
greetings pokéfans! michael here
and today, we have a different kind of pokémon battle for you
today, we have a rap battle!
between the hero of the anime: ash ketchum!
and the hero of the kanto games: red!
ready? battle begin!

[verse 1: ash ketchum]
yo my name is ash ketchum from pallet town
and this stupid silent freakshow is going straight down
if you think you’re gonna win you’ve made a serious blunder
shock you with my trusty pikachu… thunder!
so, here’s the famous red, the star of the first games
but, are you really red if eight-year-olds can change your name?
i run the show, everyone knows ’bout pikachu and ash
you get replaced in each generation, throws you out like trash
while you stay stuck in kanto, i’ve traveled ’round the world!
catching ‘mon, winning badges, followed by hot girls
i’ve rhymed you down into the ground, so let’s see what you got
but wait, i think i know already: dot, dot, dot

[verse 2: red]
‘…
…’
i normally don’t talk but it’s a special occasion
time to use my rhymes to ash ketchum’s obliteration
you’re a child; all you do is lose, cry, and whine
i’m red; i’m the greatest trainer of all time!
i’ll crush you, i’ll break you, sweep your team and you’ll be done
you can never ever hope to beat the champion!
took team rocket down by myself when i was only ten
you can’t stop three dumb losers who keep blasting off again
you released your pokémon and then cried like a little girl
i’ve captured every pokémon in the entire world!
if we had a real battle and we truly got acquainted
i guarantee the screen will read: “ash ketchum fainted!”

[verse 3: ash ketchum]
you think you’re such a master but you’re not all that great
i have over fifty badges while you have a measly eight
sure you completed the dex, but just the kanto one man
tell me, have you ever heard of a darmantian?
when there’s a new generation travel to a brand new nation
while you’re on a cold vacation facing your refrigeration!
i’m ash! they wanted me for frontier brain
but i said no so that i could around the whole world to train
battling a legendary, your charizard almost died
mine beat an articuno, sceptile beat a darkrai!
who will everyone remember when they’ve gotten grey and old?
the hero of their childhood or the one who lost to gold?

[verse 4: red]
how many times will you start all over again?
i may only have eight badges but at least i’m not still ten!
you beat your rival once in every match you fought to date
i never lost to mine and even k!lled his raticate
you may be better known but i couldn’t care less
at least i’m not the one francing around in a dress
you’ve met mewtwo; he turned you into a rock
when i met mewtwo, threw my master ball. caught
you’re pathetic. one look from me would freak out a gastly
you’re wasting my time. see you never, ashley

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