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garten of banban cipher - the spookiest of all time - man on the internet lyrics

[intro: alex beckham]
b*tch

[verse 1: banban (alex beckham)]
banban, mothaf*cka, best remember the name
didn’t show up in the first part of my own f*ckin’ game
yeah yeah, red devil comin’ on the scene
more polygons than inky can even dream

yeah, it’s my kindergarten
where i squash any beef that’s startin’
c*cksuckers come and wanna throw down
luckily we got hospitals right on the grounds
designed to headline alone
i’m taking these lines so cold
i’m insane in my membrane
leavin’ you stained ‘til you press e to reincarnate

yeah, and i’m merchandising
kick your d*ck in but banban’s rising
best believe i’m really on your side
and sit your ass down, enjoy the ride

[verse 2: opila bird (emilygo)]
bird up! yeah i like to watch
homing pigeon finds your crotch
i want eggs, i’ll make you beg
sweeter than b*tterscotch

bird up! predator on the prowl
opila bird, a real night owl
slink through the darkness
like a motherf*cka with a cape and cowl

bird up! no escape
flightless terror with a coat of grape
if you thought i’d say the other thing that rhymes with *ape
you need to find jesus
bird up! i’ll scream in your face
i’ll scream slightly to the left if i can’t find your face
if you’re improperly aligned, you won’t see my face
woah! d*mn i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

[verse 3: jumbo josh (chris curasi)]
no one f*cks with jumbo josh
you try and you get squashed
i spit these lines raw
‘cause i’m jumbo josh, brah

don’t get on the elevator
or you’ll find that i’m a hater
smack you down, brah, see you later
find your mom and do more than date her

big and green like an incredible hulk
and i’ll show your mom my incredible bulk
if you complain, i’ll send you to your room to sulk
‘cause i’m f*cking your mom

no one stands up to my punch
anyone who tries, they’re gon’ get dunked
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck
[verse 4: banbaleena (maidenofmine)]
sit down, class, it’s time for a lesson
i’m banbaleena, and you’ll never be forgettin’
this teacher, i wanna eatcha, when i reach ya
brains are delicious with some caesar dressin’

sharing is caring, don’t be scared
your pancreas is mine, and my vacant stare
can see all your crimes, so just sit right there
i’ll tell you how i became the fresh queen of montreal, canada

i wish that i could be like the cool kids
‘cause all the cool kids pick on the new kids
and all the new kids turn into food, kids
lunch is ready, come get your gruel, kids

all the cruel kids are outta luck
they gotta sit at the table that sucks
and deal with me if they cause a ruckus
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

[verse 5: nabnab (alex beckham)]
nabnab and i’m blue (blue)
crawlin’ up on the roof (roof)
gonna jump down on you (you)
bitin’ you with my tooth (tooth)

spider*mascot, spider*mascot
does whatever my spider ass got
open mouth any size, for burgers and fries
or you little guys in ascots

useless fools can get in my mouth
bones and sinew, i’m spittin’ em out
live on the edge straight upside down
who’s an unmapped texture now?

so you got nowhere to hide, huh?
not when runnin’ from the spider
put my babies all inside ya
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

[verse 6: slow selene (tom previte)]
h*llo, i’m slow selene
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

[verse 7: sheriff toadster (tom previte)]
h*llo, everyone. hope you’re doing well today. my name is sheriff toadster and you might be wondering why i’m in this kind of hardcore rap song. i’d be wondering the same thing because i’m not in the f*cking game! i’m just a dude on the f*cking wall, standing there smiling with my dope*ass hat and my stupid little star that makes me look like a sheriff of nothing. a sheriff of a pile of sh*t. and they wanna put my face on mugs and t*shirts when i don’t even know where the f*ck i am! get me out of this f*cking song! get me out of this f*cking game! get me the h*ll away from these people!

[verse 8: stinger flynn (ploops)]
stinger flynn comin’ in, bomb jelly
y’all don’t know where i’ve been, from h*lly
hey, i’m playin’ to win, you smelly
tell me, where are your kids, come on tell me

spreadin’ my arms to spread the hugs
but you know i’m down here farmin’, love my drugs
got my weed and i’m cuddlin’ up so snug
oh sh*t, it’s the cops! gotta get my guns

rat tat with my gat, hey you sons of b*tches
what i do with the kids is my own d*mn business
no mothaf*cka gonna take me alive
stop cryin’, get my crack or take a dive

oh wait, false alarm, that’s the pizza guy
sh*t, i shot the pizza guy
hey, i got free pizza
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

[outro: alex beckham]
yeah
garten of banban
banban sweep 2023
d*mn, i’m spooky as f*ck, boy

wait, what kind of f*cked up industrial nightmare ass kindergarten is this?

- man on the internet lyrics

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