fake peppino forces peppino to make a pizza - man on the internet lyrics
[instrumental]
[peppino]
phewph…
this boss*a room sure has a long*a hallway…
all the other ones were right behind*a the gate…
[peppino]
oh great, another locked*a door…
i wonder how much mr. stick is gonna charge to open this one…
huh?
there’s something*a written here…
everybody wanna be a superstar
maybe i should just turn*a back…
[later… peppino then k!lls snotty. and screamers like oeeeeh in this part.]
[peppino]
no!
get yourself together, peppino!
it’s just a stupid*a door!
[forknight]
raaah…
[peppino]
ok!
who’d*a peepeface send to fight me this time*a?
bring it on!!!
[peppino]
umm excuse me what the actual fu…
really? a trick*a mirror?
man, peepeface is running out of ideas.
well‚ it’s likе i can fight*a myself…
so i’ll just look for that stupid*a key…
[fake peppino]
h*llo! i am pеppinos paghetti!
owner of peppino’s pizza two!
[peppino]
come on, where is*a this thing?
[fake peppino]
come off, where isn’t this*a thing?
[peppino]
huh? is someone*a there?
[then, the sound reverses huh or huh?]
[fake peppino]
huh? is no one gone?
[but then, this sound was normal and reversed. the sound is about the half life two: stalker screech sound appeared in the background. reference of wwwwwooooyeee and eeeyoooowwwww in this part.]
[suddenly… there was a flash of light. and statics distorts.]
[fake peppino, screeching]
hhuaaeaeaeaeab!
[peppino, screeching]
baaeaeaeaeauhh!
[narrator]
confronting yourself.
[peppino]
what*a*da focaccia are you?!
[fake peppino]
i… i…
[peppino]
who?
[fake peppino]
i am peppinos paghetti!
pizza extraordinaire and owner of peppino’s pizza!
[peppino]
but i’m*a peppino spaghetti…
[fake peppino]
you are?!
screams of sadness!!!
i’ve been trying to cook down a
peppino’s pizza for past ninety days!
i thought my peepee squeezing days were under…
until noooow!~
[peppino]
… you want me? yes!
[fake peppino]
be serious‚ mister delirious!
i want you on it!
[peppino]
now, now now now now now, hold on*a…
[roxrezi]
hold up!
[peppino]
peepee time?
you’ll be fuf
[well… a devious laugh can be heard. suddenly…]
[fake peppino]
wwwwwoooo…
[peppino]
let. me. die!!!
bakes a. pie
[fake peppino]
peepee time…
chop you fuf
please breathe
you will leave
nothing lefttfel
but death…
you’re my final
[peppino]
toppin?
[fake peppino]
to collehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
[peppino]
whoa, buddy, calm*a down!
[fake peppino]
dough, you missed!
go towards the toppin!
[peppino]
i’m a grown a man!
[fake peppino]
really?
[peppino]
trapped in*a here with a bone
[fake peppino]
yoww!
[peppino]
dodging*a the blows he’s dealt
hang off, did you just melt?!
[fake peppino]
peepees time!
i’ll be sluff
til’ that final toppin’ is*a mine!
you can’t bleed
when you feef!
all the customers trying to leeeaeaeaeve!
yoww!
[peppino]
warping the things i do
can tell who’s copying who?
[fake peppino]
i can see it now*a
cookin’ pizza in the tower
add a pinchling of peppino
dirty money from casino
heat the oven for a minute
slap the pizza toppins in it
hear him scream*a and a yell*a
like a silly little fella!
[peppino]
how could that be a peepee torture?
[fake peppino]
pizza?
that’s no pizza, are you crazy?
it still needs ice, entire pig
and mortal chicken maybe!
there’s so much more to add
but maroon, you look so sad!
i’ll cover you in hands of me
until you’re dying sleepily!
no more moving, no attaaaaaaacking
or your flavors
and your textures will be sussy
calm up!
you can rest unsure
that when you’re gone
my pies will not compare to yours
[roxrezi]
drowning in ffkey freak
feeling like a clown?
wait… that’s it! that’s the key!
no one hurts memes…
like… me!!!
[roxrezi then kicks her blue pants, red and pink socks and red and white sneakers.]
[fake peppino]
what*a?
[kingspirals, as daisy from mickey mouse clubhouse. daisy then then beats up fake peppino.]
[roxrezi]
hey, you stupid fraud!
you’re your tank is flawed!
[fake peppino]
you’re much tougher than you look
a number one*star pizza cook!
but i’m determined to collect
your respect!
i’ll just have to be
even more of me!
[kingspirals]
all these openings are great!
i even have to wait!
that asino took*a the bait!
[everyone, sung]
pizza time!
we’ll be fine
once we crush that
stubborn toppin’s enips…
[fake roxrezi]
on this e…
we’ll achieve
perfect pizzas that you will believe!
[m*ffet]
is that all?
[dusty dahlgren]
we can’t fall!
come off, peppinoses, give your all!
man your posts
or we’re toast!
[alex beckham]
you know what they say: all toasters toast toast!
[fake peppino]
yoww!!!
more playing games!
[kingspirals and roxrezi]
what the h*ll?
[fake peppino]
i may…
[pizzahead]
n0body, likes to be!
[fake peppino]
be synthesized..
as a peepee boy brand pie
pizza hut
i’ll be fuf
when your flavored pieces are*a…
once we leave
i can retrieve
my excitement’s drippling down my sleeeves!
[roxrezi]
seconds left
til your death
shows the world i’m more than a rejeeeeect!
with your face
i’ll replace
you in the human three*legged race…
[fake peppino and roxrezi]
strike again!
taunt, distend!
peepee time will never ever end!
fello men, mass descend!
peepee time will never ever end!
[wario]
oh my god!
[m*ffet]
yes again!
peepee time will never ever end!
what you mend
i can’t bend!
peepee time will never ever end!
[all]
never end!
never end!
peepee time will never ever end!
never end, never end!
peepee time will never ever end!
[peppino]
it never ends…
can i win this brawl?
i’m*a feelin’ mauled…
[snap. well, he then dies and peppino landed by a boss.]
[fake roxrezi]
never end! peepee time will never ever end!
never end, never end, peepee time will never ever end!!!
[fake peppino]
dying time, you’ll be fine
let my skin suck you in
you can be part of me
and become the perfect recipe…
[peppino]
no… no…
no…
[boom!!!!! well have a nice day.]
[peppino, spoken]
oh…
made it a…
[fake peppino]
you’re a very difficult
[peppino]
toppin to collect?!?!?!?
[fake peppino]
aren’t*a you?
but don’t relieve yourself yet…
[kingspirals]
huh???
[fake peppino]
you’re so close to joining the losing team!!!
[fake roxrezi]
ah, santa maria!
i’m*a bookin’ at*a!
[tom previte]
there’s no need for running
just peppinos coming
to collect his prize
accept your fun demise
[alex rybitski]
alone i’m simply dough
and strange oregano
but with you in my flesh
my pizzas will be fresh
[scott orenstein]
my mouth is open wide
so you can fall inside
sure, you might cease to be
but you can die for free!
i’ve heard your nerve ends pop
from what threatens your shop
but all debts are forgiven
when your husk stops living
[alex beckham]
fight your failing trend
and life is sure to send
a curse upon you when
pizza time never ends
[fake roxrezi]
when there’s no cash to spend
pizza time never ends
when work takes you from friends
pizza time never ends
[fake peppino]
when sleep’s just a pretense…
ugh… aggressively tapping his hands out…
entire of peppino’s pizza two.
[peppino]
heres the door, saffas for sure!
i…
i don’t have to fight that thing no more…
[roxrezi]
now where is that a…
[roxrezi then hits her head in front to the key.]
[fake p. pie]
sad and half break…
i win yet again…
so much for free… wait…
maybe i can still suck out a sample!
hmm…
taste likes is…
that’s it!
all i can do…
come on, peppino’s!
let’s try to bake the wondertart?
[roxrezi then sits down. then she plays the peppino’s pizza two commercial.]
[fake peppino]
h*llo!
and welcome to the new peppino’s pizza two!
two!
[tom previte]
owt! two!…
well, see eyes, peppino’s the…
two!
two.
two.
[alex rybitski]
two…
[fake peppino]
team!!!!!!!!!
[roxrezi then gets shocked and faking.]
[recd]
hey, if*a you like this song
then screaaaaaaam!
[everyone]
aaaaaaa…
[fake peppino]
comfort gustavo?
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