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oh crap... - madic lyrics

[intro: madic]
oh f-ck…
excuse me, sir, are you are right? are you okay, sir?
this is no kind of behavior for a library!
do you need help? do you know where you are, sir?
get out of this library right now!
sir? h-llo, sir? h-llo?

[verse 1: madic]
oh cr-p, it happened again
got a can of the pabst and a flagon of gin
your halfway to blacked out staggering friend
fast walking and smack talking, i’m back on a binge
oh sh-t, i’m second guessing ingesting
that zesty second medical edible ’cause it testing my sense of perception [woah]
stressing cause my breakfast heading the wrong direction in my intestines
eggs now pressing for exit [uggh]
but it’s too late, i’m too turnt with two dates
i move great, i’m fly, f-ck a wing man and crew mates [holla holla]
nah, they all ditched six hours ago
but the after party popping at mcdonald’s fa sho [yo, who want a big mac?]
tryna convince a couple hotties i seen
that with my lottery schemes soon i’ll have donald t dough [i got this money, girl]
they dug it, i said f-ck it, took they nuggets and ran [see ya]
then threw up on my pants like you done it again, my man

[hook: madic]
yo, i think i might be drunk
oh cr-p
throwing up all this liquor in your trunk
oh cr-p
not a wise thinker what i thunk
oh cr-p
yo, you got any more liquor i can chug?
oh cr-p

[verse 2: craves]
oh sh-t, i’m on the top of a bus
that’s a real bad place for a guy to wake up [looking bad]
rolled off the top got a compound fracture
but i’m off a fifth of pepe so i hit em with the laughter [hah]
strolled down the street and then i got busy [yes]
king of a very small city [four thousand people]
looking super pretty but my underpants are sh-tty
got naked at the bar and i started singing missy [shipenye]
all i had was a buck fifty [change]
and the whole floor started moving getting h-lla shifty [move]
hit the dance floor and did the macarena
’cause i got no time for the drama and complainers [no]
cutting rugs and my moves are sick [yes]
oh man, i think i gotta sh-t [sh-t]
went into the alleyway so i can take a cr-p [cr-p]
this pile of trash, good place for a nap [snooze]

[hook: madic]
yo, i think i might be drunk
oh cr-p
throwing up all this liquor in your trunk
oh cr-p
not a wise thinker what i thunk
oh cr-p
yo, you got any more liquor i can chug?
oh cr-p

[verse 3: madic]
it’s about a quarter to six
doing the shuffle, holding in about a quart of the p-ss
i gotta hustle [f-ck, f-ck, f-ck], hit the alleyway behind a dumpster
look to the left, it’s another motherf-cker [the f-ck is that?]

[verse 3: craves]
waking up from a typical trash nap
some guy’s over there p-ssing while he raps
he looks like ten shades of sh-t
and if he p-sses on my bed then he’s gonna get hit [dude]

[verse 3: madic]
dude’s bugging and it’s f-cking up my stream
he’s lying in puddle of nutter b-tters and pee [gross]
duck sauce and weaves, i think he might of od’d
oh well, what the h-ll, we make a h-ll of a team [yeah]

[verse 3: craves]
me and this guy we ’bout to make a covenant
exchange the mixtape, rap game we running it
cut open my palm and he cut his too
blood brothers for life, now he’s got aids too

[outro: madic]
wait, wait, what?

- madic lyrics

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