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my pub - macc lads lyrics

i’ve been going t’same pub fer twenty year,
it were half a crown then fer buy me beer,
but they closed it down fer redecorate,
they said we’ll knock a wall down,
change bar round,
paint door brown,
it’s going to look great.
when i walked into it i couldn’t believe me eyes,
every c-nt had a shirt and tie,
mirrored walls and daft plastic trees,
it were a fun pub disco,
wine bar bistro,
gay club puff house,
c-cktail carvary.
so i walked to the bar fer to get me ale,
she said tetly bitter’s not for sale,
they had fizzy lager with a german name,
i said you’ve got to be joking,
i started choking, me voice were croaking,
i turned round.
then a penguin grabbed me fer to throw me out,
he said you’ve got to dress like a tw-t end to get in now,
but i’ve been served in here for twenty years,
now it’s a fun pub disco,
wine bar bistro,
gay club puff house,
c-cktail…
oh what the f-ck f-ck f-ck have they done to me pub,
what the f-ck f-ck f-ck have they done to me pub,
what the f-ck f-ck f-ck have they done to me pub,
now it’s a fun pub disco,
wine bar bistro,
gay club puff house,
c-cktail carvery.

- macc lads lyrics

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