tale of the crooked mansion - lumpy dumpy lyrics
[verse 1: lil mi$take and lumpy dumpy]
listen up, let me tell you of this tale of thrill
of the tall crooked house at the top of the hill
where the undead live and the nightmares roam
and you’re haunted by the spirits from the great unknown
they call it mad monster mansion or didn’t you read the sign?
unk!llable wraiths who won’t let you escape
and bats take to the sky
you may feel your fear take over as you wanna run and hide
as the dark and glooms like an impending doom
before you evеn go inside
let’s take a momеnt just to ponder
if it’s worth it any longer
to continue on your journey of a fearless bear and birdie
if you’re feelin’ sorta queasy, maybe scare kinda easy
stay away as i begin to list the horrors found within
[chorus]
they got bats (bats)
they got wraiths (wraiths)
they got skeletons that hide behind a painting
you’ll feel insane (achoo)
‘til you can’t stand it
but we all know it as mad monster mansion (no escaping!)
[verse 2]
beware the sleepy ghost on the table
make no noise, get the jiggy if you’re able
one more stop on this road to adventure
smashing every window to break in and enter
in the wine cellar breaking every barrel
searching room after room filled with dangerous peril
we got all we can, now it’s time to get out
take a look around to see what the rest is about
oh you thought that was it? nope, sorry there’s more
let’s start at the maze, puzzlin’ to the core
and to make matters worse, if you feel that you’re stuck
you’ll be laughed at by ghosts who are after your b*tt
how ‘bout an old shack with a glass inside?
spell the name of the game or you won’t survive
i’m dodgin’ this ghost and i’m doin’ it well
i think the only problem is i never learned how to spell
head to the fountain where the dead run amiss
and the water’s more green than grunty’s p*ss
everywhere i look it’s melancholy with some gray tones
now i’m in the cemetery desecrating gravestones
climb on a church, get in talon trot
now for some reason try to p**p in flowerpots (thank you)
you’re welcome i guess?
i got another jiggy from it so i feel the success
[chorus]
they got bats (bats)
they got wraiths (wraiths)
they got skeletons that hide behind a painting
you’ll feel insane (achoo)
‘til you can’t stand it
but we all know it as mad monster mansion (why am i here?)
[verse 3]
greeted in the church by some ghostly twins
shouldn’t slay ‘em here ‘cause it feels like a sin
that’s only the beginning so get used to misfortune
jumped up some steps now i’m playin’ an organ
i’ve about had it!
gettin’ pretty sick of this madness
playin’ wrong notes tryna match this pianist
motzand, wish i could get him in a chokeslam
only want your jiggy, man
get with the program
mumbo! we’re here to wake you up from your cat nap
mumbo turn you into a pumpkin with a backpack (oomenacka)
(okay, that’s adorable)
i no longer hate this level, now i quite enjoy it
nevermind, why am i getting flushed down a toilet?
though i started this adventure as a bear and a bird
i’m now a pumpkin climbing up a giant mountain of t*rds
[chorus]
they got bats (bats)
they got wraiths (they got wraiths)
they got skeletons that hide behind a painting (woo)
you’ll feel insane (feel insane)
‘til you can’t stand it (you can’t stand it)
but we all know it as mad monster mansion (ugh!!)
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