wotfi 2019 rap - luke lerdwichagul lyrics
[nintendofan997] (spoken)
alright guys i think you two insulting each other is overrated
so instead we’ll be doing a nice sing along where we’ll be complementing each other on our gaming sk!lls
ok?
[smg4]
games with mario?
yeah i’d rather quit
actually he’ll do that when we play wii fit
y’know let’s sit back and watch him rage
as he spams his moves and falls off stage
[mario]
bro your fps flair is just a joke
you try to aim, it’s like having a stroke
how bout mario kart
what do you reckon?
because when you play with me you won’t survive a second
[nintendofan997]
okay this really isn’t working
it seems
discuss co-op games
we’re together as a team
[smg4]
if that’s going to happen i don’t want to be alive
[mario]
i brought poison for two
[smg4]
woohoo
high five
y’know i’m happy that game’s you play home
or else you might give someone your 3rd chromosome
[mario]
it’s good you play game’s with lots of dating
cause if you tried the real thing
you’s never see it coming
[nintendofan997]
alright this is becoming more of a mess
how ‘bout animal crossing to relieve some stress
[smg4]
all the poor villagers would lose all their sanity
as they’d have to endure this crime against humanity
mario’s more suited for the world of splatoon
where he can roll around in paint and eat paint like a goon
the simple answer is your iq is draining
just stick with dr. kawashima’s brain training
[mario]
bro why do you think you’ll be taken so seriously
when honestly your face looks like an earthbound enemy
you’ll talk down all lowly
but play game’s to slowly
that’s why all the princesses want mario’s ravioli
sure have fun in your cute game of pokémon
but try anything else you’re gonna get dunked on
[nintendofan997]
this is so frustrating
why all this hating
is there seriously no game
that’ll stop the debating?
[bob]
you need a game with lots of uzi’s
[boopkins]
no no a game with waifu b00bies
[axol]
a drawing game will help you be more inclined
show off your gaming sk!lls and wait, never mind
[shroomy]
be sure to take breaks after long interval guys
playing games for too long can strain your eyes
[saiko]
you gotta play games, tear each other’s skin
wait, actually let me join in!
[luigi]
i know you two are feeling uneasy
that’s why you should play games with more luigi
[smg4 & mario]
no
[smg4]
mario just go home
all you do i say annoy
while i’m on the switch
you’re the virtual boy
mr. game and watch
show us the score
mario – 0
smg4 – 9
[mario]
i’m sorry bro
i know you want more
but don’t be salty
about your beaten highscore
stop being a child
go put on your big trousers
mario’s gonna win
so long g-y bowser
[nintendofan997]
you guys got 10 seconds to compliment each other
or i’m gonna be making you scream for your mother
[smg4]
hey man!
what’s with all the s-ss?
[mario]
yeah dude
what got up you’re -ss?
(activating instant k!ll)
[smg4]
oh god, mario
i’m sorry for talking smack!
[mario]
me to
uh…i think you make a great snack
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