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anime makes me c*m - lucy pyre lyrics

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[intro]
i’m tired of normie sh*t
i prefer 2d tits

how’s it going, mina*san?
you know, i have a dark, tragic backstory that i think you might relate to!
it’s a bit sudden, but hear me out, okay?
well, here goes nothing!

each day, i play by normie rules
act my best, always keep it cool
and it’s been this way since i first started school
but inside, i just wanna shout
and rock with my twelve*inch c*ck out
say with pride, without even a shred of doubt

cuz the truth is
2d is best
and i know i’m truly blessed
every day i see anime chests
“sk!ll issue” yes
but only they get me wet
and real life people just make me feel depressed

[chorus]
yeah, i might be weeb scum
head empty and dumb
but i’m still right when i say
anime makes me cum
when they bounce up and down
i can’t wear a frown
i dream of motor boating them ‘till i drown
yeah, i know what you’re thinking…
“what a pick*me, right?”
but let me tell you
the only person i wanna be picked by is a girl with big fat b00bies

no, don’t think i need therapy
give me waifus and leave me be
already know the whole world is judging me
normie life is heartless and cold
b00bs are soft, with warmth you can hold
time may pass, but they never seem to get old

by the way, yes
a*cups are fine
and if you’re flat, i don’t mind
make up for it with a fat behind
b00ba is nice, but a good ass adds some spice
if she has both, then i would pay any price

[chorus]
otaku trash, indeed
but hey, don’t you see?
a real person can betray, but my waifu won’t cheat
made of sugar and spice and everything nice
to see her smile, i’d make any sacrifice
of the human race
i’m the number one disgrace
but she stays with me
to live a life of lies, or anime thighs
i’d pick the latter, and kiss life goodbye

[chorus]
yeah, i might be weeb scum
head empty and dumb
but i’m still right when i say
anime makes me cum
when they bounce up and down
i can’t wear a frown
a waifu hater is the world’s biggest clown

the internet allows me to speak my truth
do not believe the heathens when they say 3d is better!
they can pry this 2*bit corn out of our cold dead hands!

- lucy pyre lyrics

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